Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Why-Fi]

WE GET IT ALREADY, YOURE PREGNANT O fukkING K

this kid posted on Facebook that she can't find her last 3 statuses because she's pregnant and too tired. how fukking corny can you get

"woo! oh lawd! where my statuses at, shyt, I'm so bloated"

 

[ThaRealness]

Seeing an asian dude drive on the sidewalk is an interesting way to start your day

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

@DarlingNikki

 

[DarlingNikki]

@DarlingNikki

How did you know? I LOVE Trick Daddy!

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

My house is so cold my fingers are cramping and i can barely move them winter is approaching​

 

[Strapped]

Is wayne brady battling depression or is just looking for attention

 

[Dwolf]

Not looking forward to this week at all

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

The Coli is the one place where I have interaction with people on the daily.

 

[Hijo de luna]

What does PIFF mean/stand for?

 

[The Mad Titan]

Damn that dog's bytch got my name

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

My frat brother turned extra righteous on me in the past couple years.

Condescending and pretentious as hell. Now he's tryna get me on WakeUpNow

I said "Best of luck dawg". He was like "I don't need luck. I walk by faith only."

 

[The Mad Titan]

I got hit on by a dude in the grocery store yesterday Dude hit me with some do I know you from somewhere, your face looks familiar. I thought it was on some casual mistaken case of identity so it wasn't a big deal, then he got to talking about how he's a entrepreneur and went to college here and there and really thought I looked familiar. Again nothing to strange yet, reg ole convo...He asked if I did any kinda of work on the side. Pause, that should have been red flag number one. But you know whatever, dude wasn't giving off any weird gay vibes. Then he was like well you know we should link up I don't have my card on me put I have this pen and paper "maybe I could get your number".... Still at this point I'm not thinking dude is spitting game. It hasn't even entered my mind, dude seems professional and networking is really popping down here. Its all about who you know.

Then he drops the "yeah maybe we can hook and talk about things over dinner" as the convo ends with the random gay eyes.


In my head I was like man you got to be kidding me, dis nikka dun ran some smooth game on nikka. I couldn't even be mad at that point.... I guess you got me


I guess that's how these ladies feel out chea sometimes.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I got hit on by a dude in the grocery store yesterday Dude hit me with some do I know you from somewhere, your face looks familiar. I thought it was on some casual mistaken case of identity so it wasn't a big deal, then he got to talking about how he's a entrepreneur and went to college here and there and really thought I looked familiar. Again nothing to strange yet, reg ole convo...He asked if I did any kinda of work on the side. Pause, that should have been red flag number one. But you know whatever, dude wasn't giving off any weird gay vibes. Then he was like well you know we should link up I don't have my card on me put I have this pen and paper "maybe I could get your number".... Still at this point I'm not thinking dude is spitting game. It hasn't even entered my mind, dude seems professional and networking is really popping down here. Its all about who you know.

Then he drops the "yeah maybe we can hook and talk about things over dinner" as the convo ends with the random gay eyes.


In my head I was like man you got to be kidding me, dis nikka dun ran some smooth game on nikka. I couldn't even be mad at that point.... I guess you got me


I guess that's how these ladies feel out chea sometimes.

Waking up with a damn headache

 

[Big Boda]

saw somebody rockin a Rhinestone Bandana yesterday I aint seen dat shyt since... dayum .. thats back when Da Brat and Fubu were hot. Made me look up that old Beyonce rap movie Carmen the Hip Hopera.