Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[UserNameless]

I ate a random chick ass a week ago now I got bumps in my mouth.

Perform cunnilingus on randoms in 2014, brehs. Hope you're good man.

 

[Teal.]

This drought is something serious

 

[Panther]

I gotta win in my fantasy league this week, cant go 0-3

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

is there anything more painful then a pimple on the inside of your nostril? im in pain yall.

 

[Mr210]

Be on the lookout for my album....city of champions

 

[Ciggavelli]

Writing this dissertation is <gucci voice> scressful brehs </gucci voice>

I dunno if I can do it. Every part of my mind and body is telling me to stop. Every part of me is aching.

More caffeine I guess...

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Almost had to violate a Instagram skank

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Yup

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

So, I've finally figured out why Jehovah's Witnesses don't knock on my door anymore.

Spoiler

If they believe you're a former member, they are not supposed to interact with you.........EVER.

 

[Ciggavelli]

So, I've finally figured out why Jehovah's Witnesses don't knock on my door anymore.

Spoiler

If they believe you're a former member, they are not supposed to interact with you.........EVER.

 

[ThaRealness]

Ive been thinking real visual lately

 

[BedRoomI'z]

So tired of life changes yall
Can't tell up from down anymore.

 

[Rawtid]

I hate when people add the word "flow" behind what they are doing. "Work flow, gym flow, bathroom flow". Shut up.

 

[Winston]

At school and these teachers talmbout "no hats" my hairline getting exposed outchea

 

[HookersandIceCream]

A single mom made me miss my train
Had her two snotty nosed kids taking up both sides of the escalator

I wish missed child support payments on her