Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Motife43]

Had a dream I snuck into a gym with some homies and played basketball with Stanley Roberts and Dikembe Mutombo. Security then came and kicked us out

Why the fukk was Stanley Roberts in my basketball dream?

 

[Yinny]

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[Gus Money]

Moved into my new apartment last night. I'm gonna need to be creative with this one. At least it's only a year lease.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

is fb acting up for anybody besides me , i cant get on the desktop or my tablet, but im on the coli just fine....wait is that a sign????

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I can't wait to go fukking play soccer on sunday....been a crazy ass week and I need either a one-night stand or some competitive sporting in my life asap.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

I can't wait to go fukking play soccer on sunday....been a crazy ass week and I need either a one-night stand or some competitive sporting in my life asap.

Yo, where do you play?

I aint played since high school varsity but I used to live for playing soccer. I should probably join one of these leagues here in Ann Arbor.

 

[Panther]

I work with a real life c00n... Dude gets lemonbooty anytime some white people are around, ol tapdancing ass nikka

I HAVE to go apartment hunting tomorrow, less than 2 months before i leave my current spot

Me and the 26yr old kicking it again this weekend, lets see how this goes

 

[Delicious]

Just got serious with a white chick now she asking me to go to a Lithuanian Dance Hall party.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Yo, where do you play?

I aint played since high school varsity but I used to live for playing soccer. I should probably join one of these leagues here in Ann Arbor.

Group of guys gets together out at Harrison High or North Farmington out in Farmington Hills. But there tons of little groups popping up between AA, Canton, and Metro Detroit.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

after lunch sex










plus i skipped class today and woke her up with dat Ricola cough drop in my mouf sucking on that clit













sex is soooooo much better when u like the broad

 

[Why-Fi]

audi 5000, g...

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

People suck.

It's Friday & everybody acting like they don't want to go out tonight. And it doesn't help that the girls that i have some interest in are all booed up.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Plus I'm paying off a card today, A nicca might feel like Bill Gates this month

Me too Cut it up now I got one more to go that I can realistically pay off this year. Every time you cut one the shackles come off and it feels like a burden has been lifted from your shoulders.

 

[Blackout]

I put powder on my balls yo.

Fresh all day.

 

[Mordith]

I have zero patience for inconsideration. Somebody is going to feel my wrath today.....