Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Blackout]

This chick at work is trying to use me because I'm nice. She doesn't know that I am not stupid and can spot her bullshyt from a mile away

 

[Rawtid]

It is what it is.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I been to Ikea so much, I can recognize their furniture at businesses and other people's houses.

I thought it was just me. I be pointin shyt out like "I know where that's from"

 

[Rawtid]

Pretty women with jacked up teeth unappreciation. Since having my braces, i pay way too much attention to people's mouths.

 

[Inglewood]

I hate waking up with a headache

 

[Rawtid]

I hate waking up with a headache

At least you woke up. What are you eating before bed?

 

[He Who Posts Well]

I went to Ikea today, I can't wait til I get my own crib and have it looking like a show room.

 

[patscorpio]

why are there like 4-5 threads on ass eating on the first page of TLR alone?

 

[Inglewood]

At least you woke up. What are you eating before bed?

Some fried catfish. It was good, a lil too salty......

 

[LezJepzin]

My boss was bragging at work how she was going to see Michael Jordan tonight.

We were all like but it was for a fundraiser event Kevin Johnson has for his St. Hope Academy every year.
Had me thinking about that thread about MJ wanting to fukk that dude's wife while at a golf event.

Them Coli threads about cheese eyes got me wondering though. What if he did smash my manager


Hopefully she's in a good mood when I see her at work in the morning

 

[NotaPAWG]

I can't wait until my mouth heals so I can eat delicious foods again

I'm sick if oatmeal and yogurt

 

[NotaPAWG]

Oh and double post but since I'm unable to smoke I'm using this opportunity to quit

I been wanting to quit anyways and starting to work out as a replacement addiction but just haven't sucked it up and went for it

Haven't had a cigg since Friday morning

I'm fiending right now but just need something to take my mind off it

 

[Dwolf]

The fukk am I so wired for

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

At a wedding. I wish women would quit getting tats.

nope...




it's so weird having graduate interns, both the interns on my team are older than me

 

[Atlrocafella]

they tryna move me to NC. I gotta fight this shyt.