Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

:yeslawd:

 

[Neuromancer]

God you guys are so lazy.

I think most of your questions were made null and void by my statement previously. Do you read, or no?

The only way we could produce without women is cloning and that breaks down after the 7th generation.

Men don't have as fluid a sexuality as women we're more concrete. So I couldn't be with a man because I have no sexual attraction to them.

Gods trained me so I could train my girl. I said this already. Your female brain must not comprehend.

 

[Princess Coco]

I really have to make important life decisions right now. I really don't know what to do career wise. All I know is that I want money

 

[Neuromancer]

I need either your first born or this.

Storm

• Neuromancer
• Apr 12, 2017
• sword

 

[Neuromancer]

I really have to make important life decisions right now. I really don't know what to do career wise. All I know is that I want money

Stop being dim. Be a cook.

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

I think most of your questions were made null and void by my statement previously. Do you read, or no?

The only way we could produce without women is cloning and that breaks down after the 7th generation.

Men don't have as fluid a sexuality as women we're more concrete. So I couldn't be with a man because I have no sexual attraction to them.

Gods trained me so I could train my girl. I said this already. Your female brain must not comprehend.

My questions were purposely made null and void by your previous statements, yes. And yes I do read.

No. My female brain cannot comprehend what " gods " you're referring to.

But since for some reason your male brain cannot just tell me that you don't want to answer my questions anymore, I'll stop since you can't say it yourself.

 

[Kokoro]

Spoiler: NSFW

I'm sayin breh. Women everywhere better recognize

The game done changed in 2017

We friendzoining women, going Dutch on dates, she driving herself home and then we smash that silicone pumpum and get some robo mouth. Threesomes nightly

Stay mad humans

 

[Princess Coco]

Stop being dim. Be a cook.

Professional/commercial kitchens give me anxiety

 

[Aphrodite]

I need either your first born or this.

Storm

• Neuromancer
• Apr 12, 2017
• sword

You still want this sword?

 

[Biscayne]

Meh going ham today

I'm just in a bad state, friend...

I think it may be the allergies and Delta airlines screwing us over on Friday. I just wanted to spend more time with my homies out in Texas...

 

[Biscayne]

Your guts will be destroyed

Tell a man his guts are scheduled for demolition...

 

[Neuromancer]

My questions were purposely made null and void by your previous statements, yes. And yes I do read.

No. My female brain cannot comprehend what " gods " you're referring to.

But since for some reason your male brain cannot just tell me that you don't want to answer my questions anymore, I'll stop since you can't say it yourself.

If my previous statements answered your questions why are you asking twice. Are you being purposely obtuse?

 

[Ashley Banks]

i'm tired of customer service. I've been put on hold for the 3th time.

 

[Neuromancer]

Professional/commercial kitchens give me anxiety

Why?

You still want this sword?

I need blood and souls, for my lord.

 

[Biscayne]

I really have to make important life decisions right now. I really don't know what to do career wise. All I know is that I want money

Speak with some of those Columbians down there in Miami. You'll have more money than you ever dreamed of...