Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Non Sequitur]

Ever get the feeling you've been on the earth before now

I've seen many signs

I get that feeling a lot. I think I have an old soul. Literally

 

[Easy-E]

I don't know how many more family functions I can go to single

I got baby cousins gettin' married and Idon't even have a prospect

One of these days, my ppl gon' look at me like; ":bd: So, not even a date in the last month" Me:

 

[Easy-E]

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How she look the exact same as when she was simpin' Kel ???

 

[Motife43]

My head is itching like a mufuka and it's only been a week since I've been growing it back. A nikka ready to shave it all off again. Bald spot at the crown got me lookin 53 instead of 23
I think i've FINALLY resigned to the fact I'ma be bald the rest of my life.

 

[Dwolf]

Update:
These bytches were ran THROUGH
one left back to ATL and the other told her to tell her man that she aint never comin back...he like a 46 year old man and this nikka broke down and started cry in when he was told the news on some shyt.
Not one day passes, and the bytch that stayed in Cali locked up for battery, robbery, larceny, n some other shyt.
She seen she was about to be drugged by the porn guys, cuz his crib is laid out with a bar area in it, so she flipped he script and drugged them nikkas, got the safe combo outta one of em, and took 50 g's out of it....
dumb bytch gone go to another porn nikka house, too stupid to realize that all these porn nikkas know each other..
long story short they come after her, her ATL ratchet side kicks in and she starts fightin n throwin shyt and finds a gun and starts shooting, they get the gun away from her and the cops come.
Cops take ALL the DOUGH, saying its probably drug money :bayer: lock both they asses up, bail over 5 G's.

So ole girl that went back to ATL go to the other goldiggers ex askin for the money and he on some "get my honey boo out of jail" meanwhile she thinking i shoulda told this nikka the bail was 25 g's
but anyways
she flies back to cali, bails her out..then she
cuz she stole 10 g's from them nikkas before she left the first time.

so now them bytches both on the run, goin stay in milwaukee with some 50 y.o. sugar daddy til shyt calm down
she was askin a girl im fukkin if she could help and she hit em with the y'all hoes aint stayin at my house
Cuz these bytches look like this http://i2.Mediafakeout.com/photo/1396696979ac76a3942b.jpg

Moral of this part of the story: Dont steal 50k from some porn nikkas who just had like 10 of his homies run through you and think you just gone hide down the block and get away with it
Part 3 soon to come

How bout you name names broham or link a breh up.

 

[Atlrocafella]

I don't know how many more family functions I can go to single

I got baby cousins gettin' married and Idon't even have a prospect

One of these days, my ppl gon' look at me like; ":bd: So, not even a date in the last month" Me:

I get this all the time. I go on dates, but no one good enough to bring to the fam yet. fukk it, they can keep giving me looks, I'm not settling for anyone to appease family.

 

[pronto]

i want to have an orgy. thx

 

[Easy-E]

I need to stop sleepin' on Straight-to-DVDs (and modern "Black Films")

I just saw this:

And I want to call it aight, but, it was a good movie

i agree with the 4/5 it got on Amazon

Ima just need black ppl to stop wrting in crack addicted characters

I mean; that not even a revelant trope

I mean have 'em on pills, it's the number one kiler in tthe country

I get this all the time. I go on dates, but no one good enough to bring to the fam yet. fukk it, they can keep giving me looks, I'm not settling for anyone to appease family.

I got one baby cousin married late last year

And another, they tellin' just got married

 

[Easy-E]

I need to stop sleepin' on Straight-to-DVDs (and modern "Black Films")

I just saw this:

And I want to call it aight, but, it was a good movie

i agree with the 4/5 it got on Amazon

Ima just need black ppl to stop wrting in crack addicted characters

I mean; that not even a revelant trope

I mean have 'em on pills, it's the number one kiler in tthe country

I get this all the time. I go on dates, but no one good enough to bring to the fam yet. fukk it, they can keep giving me looks, I'm not settling for anyone to appease family.

I got one baby cousin married late last year

And another, they tellin' just got married

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

down at my Parent's home-

spoke to an older cousin last night and this nikka is full on balling
dude only grad high school
started working offshore
joined a New Orleans Pipefitters Union

became a supervisor
been making 6 figures

past 2 years he began working as a Special-effects technician for various movies
dude has done 17 movies so far(22 Jump Street, the latest Fast & Furious movie, The Beautiful Creatures,etc.)
dude never did anything like that before
he just had a friend who does it ask him to work because of his skill building shyt and working with explosives)

he just got back from Chile working on a movie
and was in Japan before that

he doesnt even work a full year
last yr he work 9 months and made $178K
he can work 12 months if he wants but he just takes that time off

his job is the shyt

I know dudes who make way less, yet brag about the lil college they went to- and still paying back student loans


i got to get on with this movie shyt
fam bout to make some moves for me

 

[Non Sequitur]

down at my Parent's home-

spoke to an older cousin last night and this nikka is full on balling
dude only grad high school
started working offshore
joined a New Orleans Pipefitters Union

became a supervisor
been making 6 figures

past 2 years he began working as a Special-effects technician for various movies
dude has done 17 movies so far(22 Jump Street, the latest Fast & Furious movie, The Beautiful Creatures,etc.)
dude never did anything like that before
he just had a friend who does it ask him to work because of his skill building shyt and working with explosives)

he just got back from Chile working on a movie
and was in Japan before that

he doesnt even work a full year
last yr he work 9 months and made $178K
he can work 12 months if he wants but he just takes that time off

his job is the shyt

I know dudes who make way less, yet brag about the lil college they went to- and still paying back student loans


i got to get on with this movie shyt
fam bout to make some moves for me

That's what's up

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Wish me luck tonight brehs

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That's what's up

i don't think he will be able to put me on tho

i dont have the explosive and electronic skills

 

[and 47 others]

Im so stressed out

Graduating soon I hope

 

[marcuz]

this dog just ate two different shoes, ruining two fukking pair. whats a good way to punish the dog w/o beating him?