Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Theraflu]

cus its funny to get fukked up on that level.

i can only wish to go as hard as those guys did. i need some ludes

u know i work in banking now

u should come on one of my nights out with the jews

coke for days

just cut ur hair and dont wear jogging bottoms n embarrass me tho

 

[yo moms]

u know i work in banking now

u should come on one of my nights out with the jews

coke for days

just cut ur hair and dont wear jogging bottoms n embarrass me tho

you capitalist fukk

do you have any inside information? like when the trucks come to make pickups

 

[Theraflu]

you capitalist fukk

do you have any inside information? like when the trucks come to make pickups

i work in the investment corporate side of things not the shabby branches

deal with it nihilistic c-nt

 

[yo moms]

i work in the investment corporate side of things not the shabby branches

deal with it nihilistic c-nt

so you rob people of their money legally? i know how investment bankers do

 

[Theraflu]

so you rob people of their money legally? i know how investment bankers do

I work in the equity capital markets team so i deal with companies. so im more robbing companies than people tbh

i can't work in client facing teams with normal people seeking investment options feels wrong

i deal with our clients who are companies looking for global investment opportunities. it works 4 me

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Spoiler: LOL

Co-worker beat me to the punch and gave his 2-week notice. In the short term I'll be less bored and maybe my boss will start to give a fukk about me, but meh. Long-term aint shyt changed.

My prospect is on stand-by, waiting to schedule an in-person interview. I know she said it may take a while, but i'm over scressing.

 

[Panther]

posting in this thread almost feels like me clocking into work...

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

all sorts of emotional after this weekend..........i miss my girls, i miss us just being able to go over each other's house and do random shyt, life is changing and it's so hard to feel as close, but i love them

 

[Box Cutta]

There is a girl in my class today with two children, one of them is being really loud...this is the last day of classes before exams and this is the first time she's ever brought these kids.

Spoiler

She's looking stereotypical as fukk right now....

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Please hit a golfball with a baseball bat once in your life.

 

[Inglewood]

Catch the bus going to work brehs!

I was having a great morning but didn't feel like driving so I decided to catch the bus. Everything was going smoothly when till the venice/Sepulveda stop. A dude who didn't have any money to catch the bus decided just to stand in front of the bus. I had to wait another hour till the next bus came

 

[DEAD7]

Is there anything easier to over cook than shrimp?

 

[Inglewood]

all sorts of emotional after this weekend..........i miss my girls, i miss us just being able to go over each other's house and do random shyt, life is changing and it's so hard to feel as close, but i love them

Hopefully this will help you feel better


Q. What is the world's most slipperiest country?












A. Greece

 

[Atlrocafella]

Things are imploding at my last job right now. So glad I decided to leave last year when I did. at me for thinking about staying with them out of loyalty. No such thing In corporate America.

 

[The ADD]

Spoiler: Saga continues

Quick update for the record I'm just venting/talking through the situation here hopefully not coming off like I'm humble bragging. That said, 10 minute call. The selection got slowed down with red tape but he thinks he will have final approval on Monday. Once that happens he wants me to come back in to meet with the new account director who I worked with on some business before. We have a solid relationship, not buddy buddy but on good terms. He was who I thought they were hiring.

Now the ethics part. If he gets word next week and they want me to come in it might not be until the following week or the first week of May because of my schedule. We are supposed to have decisions on raises and bonuses at the current job with them being paid on the last pay period of the month. Great because I will know where I stand on compensation and title. It's a little sketchy because I could be leaving the week after that with the bonus money

I mean it was for my 2013 work

Spoiler

Welp, another interview Thursday morning