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Motife43

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I can't even wear a tie to work without being suspected of trying to go on an interview :beli:

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nikka! That's me exactly, all I had on was slacks a polo, and some dress shoes and nikkas was interrogating me. Somedays I like throwing some dress clothes on:yeshrug:

"How'd your interview go?"
"What you dressed up for?"
"Ooooh, you like nice!"

I usually rock sweats and a tee, so I guess it was a surprise. But, shyt I'd be suited up if I really had an interview.

in other news...

I'm at work, on an off day. Gotta hella work to do, so I figured I'd come in. Gotta log of Firefox and The Coli for a few hours.
 

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:mjlol: this company..........

Get an email that bonuses have been approved but have no idea what they are brehs
 

dora_da_destroyer

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Vegas...bachelorette...my college girls...this bytches got coke, got weed, got pills...the amount of fukkery thats about to go down over the next 48 hours :wow: :ohlawd:

Amd you broke nikkas staying at them B-list hotels out here :pachaha: :ufdup:
 

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These 2 fine ass ATL goldiggers at the age 26-27 went to Cali to start a porn career...they aint even make it on the plane and they were havin threesomes with dude recruitin them :wow:
nikka turned em out, took em to his fly ass crib in Cali where he had 7-10 bytches already at the crib :wow: called his 5 porn homies over and they all was hittin :ohlawd:
These 2 brawds got boyfriends in ATL :snoop: lame ass nikkas
They finally get the contract after all that fukkin and realize they aint gone get paid shyt :dead: nikka is low budget :pachaha:
They considering never leaving and leaving the boyfriends they golddig off of in the dust :russ:

2 Morals to the story
1. Move to Cali and be a porn producers quick fukk in hopes of riches brehettes :camby:
2.

Update:
These bytches were ran THROUGH :ohlawd:
one left back to ATL and the other told her to tell her man that she aint never comin back...he like a 46 year old man and this nikka broke down and started cry in when he was told the news on some :to: shyt.
Not one day passes, and the bytch that stayed in Cali locked up for battery, robbery, larceny, n some other shyt.
She seen she was about to be drugged by the porn guys, cuz his crib is laid out with a bar area in it, so she flipped he script and drugged them nikkas, got the safe combo outta one of em, and took 50 g's out of it....
dumb bytch gone go to another porn nikka house, too stupid to realize that all these porn nikkas know each other..
long story short they come after her, her ATL ratchet side kicks in and she starts fightin n throwin shyt and finds a gun and starts shooting, they get the gun away from her and the cops come.
Cops take ALL the DOUGH, saying its probably drug money :bayer: lock both they asses up, bail over 5 G's.

So ole girl that went back to ATL go to the other goldiggers ex askin for the money and he on some "get my honey boo out of jail":cape: meanwhile she thinking:mjlol: i shoulda told this nikka the bail was 25 g's:usure:
but anyways
she flies back to cali, bails her out..then she:ufdup:
cuz she stole 10 g's from them nikkas before she left the first time. :why:

so now them bytches both on the run, goin stay in milwaukee with some 50 y.o. sugar daddy til shyt calm down:whew:
she was askin a girl im fukkin if she could help and she hit em with the :usure:y'all hoes aint stayin at my house:lolbron:
Cuz these bytches look like this http://i2.Mediafakeout.com/photo/1396696979ac76a3942b.jpg

Moral of this part of the story: Dont steal 50k from some porn nikkas who just had like 10 of his homies run through you and think you just gone hide down the block and get away with it :mindblown:
Part 3 soon to come:shaq:
 
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