Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Donald J Trump]

This girl just told me she cant live without me how should I handle that im 22 in college tryna fukk around

, I was literally minutes away from having a heart attack/meltdown. fukking brokers email me in the morning saying they are missing the 50k that was sent to them on Tuesday, had me running around emailing everyone trying to find out what happened or if I Entered a trade incorrectly, only for that fukk nicca to email me back 1hour later saying Nevermind with an "lol" included in the email

You use brokers Lemme learn you something, my grandpaw gave 70K to brokers once and that broker made my grandpaw 11 cents in one year...

I turned 10,000 into 12000 in less than one month, thats 2000 profit, and 20% of what i started with..

Point is, nobody will invest and look out for your own money more than you yourself when you ready to join some real daytraders, come to higher learning

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

I'm tempted to karate-chop my husband in the throat if he keeps snoring. I know he can't help it, but it's to absurd levels of ridiculous right now.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

I'm tempted to karate-chop my husband in the throat if he keeps snoring. I know he can't help it, but it's to absurd levels of ridiculous right now.

you married that sound

 

[Illuminatos]

The weather outside is beautiful (NY).

It needs to be like this year-round.

 

[Panther]

Ive only kicked it with this chick 3 times and I think she's in love with me

 

[IronFist]

this chick here goddamn pest

 

[61 Corpses]

Gin and V8

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

these hoes are ruthless



this bytch really tried to get me to help her move today


and called it an "active date"




bytch fukk you and your furniture
and it rained today too


dumb ass bytch

 

[Atlrocafella]

these hoes are ruthless



this bytch really tried to get me to help her move today


and called it an "active date"




bytch fukk you and your furniture
and it rained today too


dumb ass bytch

active date. They really don't have any shame these days.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

active date. They really don't have any shame these days.

Shorty actually said- "It's an active date. I like activities."



really

 

[AtomicUse]

Kids have been following me around lately and it's getting on my last nerve...

I go out to eat, other people kids come up to my table and try to eat with me.
I go to the movies, other peoples kids try to sit next to me.
I go to the bank, kids come stand next to me at the teller.
I go to the store, kids stand next to me in line, put their stuff on the counter with mine.

Thier mama's be going right along with it too, takin extra long to come get they kids out my personal space.

Talkin bout "Oh I ain't see my lil sweethearts over here".

B*tch you seen these badass kids over here botherin me 3 minutes ago.

 

[AtomicUse]

Shorty actually said- "It's an active date. I like activities."

 

[He Who Posts Well]

these hoes are ruthless



this bytch really tried to get me to help her move today


and called it an "active date"




bytch fukk you and your furniture
and it rained today too


dumb ass bytch

 

[UserNameless]

George Jefferson was just too real.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

LOLWhut?



What a fukkin' retard!!!!!

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