dora_da_destroyer
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this & pepper annI miss Recess the cartoon
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I know the whole pepper ann song and I'm singing it now!!this & pepper ann
I'ma give y'all a word of advice about something, man...
Take it with a grain of salt if you want.....
But.... if you fukking somebody?
Don't ever....
EVER
EVER make the mistake of calling your own name out on accident.
Just..... just don't.
Take it with a grain of salt if you want.....
But.... if you fukking somebody?
Don't ever....
EVER
EVER make the mistake of calling your own name out on accident.
Just..... just don't.
Yooooooooooo. I just realized the homies mom was trying to fukk me when I was 14-15.
I'm chilling on the couch while the homie is taking a shyt. Moms comes beside me, and starts rubbing my leg, and I jump out of shock.
Her- You can't be acting all scared when a woman is trying to make you feel good.
Me.
Her- Walks off switching hard.
The homie and I are talking about girls at school.
Her- *looking dead at me* Y'all have to learn from older women, that's who you need to be checking for right now.
Me.
The homie- Yeah mom, I like em older too.
Her-*Doesn't break eye contact with me*
Moms catches me starting down the homies sister.
Me-
Her- *comes from behind me and whispers in my ear* She gets that from her momma.
Me-
And so on and so on. I don't understand how I didn't see it back then. She was a dtf, perverted ass milf, who wasn't trying to hide shyt, and I was still clueless as fukk.
you missed a goldmine!I FOUND A BUILDING!! I don't know how or when but I'm going to buy it. It's in a perfect location, it's only $50k but I'd probably need a couple thousand in renovations. It would still be under a $100k investment which isn't bad considering is has an upstairs 2 bedroom apartment and a basement that can be finished. It has a lot of long term potential assuming the foundation is good and most of the upgrades would be cosmetic. I'm going to look into it next week. Damn I haven't been this hype in a while. Im already picturing the reno in my head.
Jone2three45
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Home or for the event space?
Event space. I'm going to look at getting my business license next week...well start the process anyway.
And the house next to it is for sale for $75k and it's been renovated and it's really nice inside. The neighborhood though...the zipcode has potential and this place is near a lake that people exercise in so I can see the neighborhood improving. Damn I wonder if I can get a deal for both LMAO!
Dallas has some the sexiest ratchet hoes in America
some of them not even the usual physical stereotype either
this broad hardly wears makeup
fine as fukk
no tacky weave
no odd hair color
this body
but she a medical asst. with 3 kids
i wanna smash so bad
but im scared her vagina will reverse the spermicidal condom and make me father of the 4th
some of them not even the usual physical stereotype either
this broad hardly wears makeup
fine as fukk
no tacky weave
no odd hair color
this body
but she a medical asst. with 3 kids
i wanna smash so bad
but im scared her vagina will reverse the spermicidal condom and make me father of the 4th
I remember this conversation I had with my dad about prescription drugs.
I had strep throat at the time
Me: I can't believe this
Dad: can't believe what?
Me: My antibiotics is $75
Dad: Really
Me: This is to high
Dad: Mmmm, no it isn't
Me: Why not?
Dad: I get Medicare. Mine's is free.
I had strep throat at the time
Me: I can't believe this
Dad: can't believe what?
Me: My antibiotics is $75
Dad: Really
Me: This is to high
Dad: Mmmm, no it isn't
Me: Why not?
Dad: I get Medicare. Mine's is free.
Nick Barnes
All Star
where the fukk the homie Tony Bromo at!? 
Keyshia Cole still fine as shyt
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
I really despise Friday activities that keep me up past midnight...I be tired as shyt by Friday, then have to get up early on Saturday to workout. If you not about dinner, early drinks, and/or early fukking, I'm going to bed 