Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Black Cobain]

This one Hispanic chick on Tumblr broke up with her dude because he wouldn't let her eat his ass. She actually dumped him. Lol

This girl I was with in HS wanted to toss my salad, I said no and she got all petty and gave me a WOAT blowjob, used teeth on purpose

 

[TheLostOnes]

This Mac n cheese with Crab meat and Shrimp is surprisingly good

 

[Aphrodite]

This girl I was with in HS wanted to toss my salad, I said no and she got all petty and gave me a WOAT blowjob, used teeth on purpose

People will only get freakier in the future.

 

[Black Cobain]

People will only get freakier in the future.

yep!

 

[Black Cobain]

This Mac n cheese with Crab meat and Shrimp is surprisingly good

Mac n Cheese with crab sounds good, I dunno about shrimp, you put any Old Bay in it?

Thanks for the rep too breh

 

[TheLostOnes]

Mac n Cheese with crab sounds good, I dunno about shrimp, you put any Old Bay in it?

Thanks for the rep too breh

Lol no problem and yep my mom put Old bay in it. shyt is banging but I can't let her know that especially when I first about eating it

 

[Black Cobain]

Lol no problem and yep my mom put Old bay in it. shyt is banging but I can't let her know that especially when I first about eating it

Aw, just tell her breh

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Y'all just gotta have a swag to you. Chick stared at me smiling "that" smiling. I'm good though. It could be you. Cause I'm a 7 compared to these nikkas. But I ain't thirsty. Hydrated VERY well.

 

[TheLostOnes]

Aw, just tell her breh

shyt was banging but I will not be swayed

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I go to my cousin's day party whenever I can on Sundays and since I know the DJ I make sure Drake is well represented.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Maybe he or she forgot, you sounding real sensitive

We talked about it a few times before the event. They said they was going to send a group text, everyone else was there, except me

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

This Mac n cheese with Crab meat and Shrimp is surprisingly good

Jesus! That sounds a-fukking-mazing!

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Y'all just gotta have a swag to you. Chick stared at me smiling "that" smiling. I'm good though. It could be you. Cause I'm a 7 compared to these nikkas. But I ain't thirsty. Hydrated VERY well.

Again. I smack hoes AND I pull up! All I need is a little gas and a change of underwear and i can make that drive.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Again. I smack hoes AND I pull up! All I need is a little gas and a change of underwear and i can make that drive.

I'm just waiting for Rico to come on. And to the rest don't give a fukk if he ain't write it.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Almost had to commit a male cardinal sin and wash with female body wash.

Karma came through in the clutch and they had a old ass dove bar