Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[marcuz]

so my ear wouldnt pop, and i downloaded this app to find doctors locally. why the fukk i end up signing up for a program that does the doctors visits through facetime im like "how can you tell me whats wrong wit my ear over the phone " i gave her my symptoms and she prescribed a bunch of stuff to help me. shyt wild. imma try their mental health services next. see if i can get some xanax and such


edit: and since they gave me the option to choose, i picked the baddest black chick

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Neuromancer]

I don’t care about clothing and I torrent all my books.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[marcuz]

would be good on psvr

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Lo-Co]

He was so cute in person.

That's what they all say about me



































I wish

 

[marcuz]

im going to heckle bill burr tonight. i know he secretly voted for trump, and he has a black wife and biracial kid on the way. im going to fukkin tell him his wife is a negro bedwench

 

[Aphrodite]

That's what they all say about me



































I wish

if you dont have it in looks, you can rely on your personality. That's the good thing about attraction.
Some have both balanced. Others have one or the other.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[marcuz]

learn to pollute their minds before they fully judge your looks or personality.

 

[Lo-Co]

if you dont have it in looks, you can rely on your personality. That's the good thing about attraction.
Some have both balanced. Others have one or the other.

Im funny. That's about it.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Omg I'm dying right now

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[EARFQUAKE]

breh i had one of those snd the post nut remorse cant be described. i felt like a pedo, downlow nikka wit necrophilia fetishes all rolled into one. after a few weeks of poking one of those, and coming into a close call with friends--i had to chop it up into little pieces and dump it around the city like body parts