Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Aphrodite]

The swelling on my finger finally went down

Where did you stick it for it to swell up?

 

[全能の神]

Where did you stick it for it to swell up?

Long story short, pawg booty smashed my finger

 

[Aphrodite]

Long story short, pawg booty smashed my finger

Your hand stink.



This is you.

 

[全能の神]

Your hand stink.



This is you.

I was traumatized by her and you making jokes

 

[Aphrodite]

I was traumatized by her and you making jokes

You should put his hand in your avatar.

 

[全能の神]

You should put his hand in your avatar.

Done and done

 

[Aphrodite]

Done and done

 

[Prynce]

I love driving around the city listening to podcasts

 

[全能の神]

Would you still like me if my hand was really like that?

 

[Splash]

Forgot the bottle opener downstairs

I aint movin either... I seen people do this with they teeth

 

[全能の神]

#goals

 

[marcuz]

everything foreign even if its boring

 

[At30wecashout]

I just had a fukking INCREDIBLE quad cheese burgerI'm almost pissed off cause its never *this* good from the same spot. Goddamn

Bout to rip up these chili cheese fries

 

[Athenna]

So many Latinas with sexy Instagram profiles have been following me lately. It's weird.

 

[Athenna]

Forgot the bottle opener downstairs

I aint movin either... I seen people do this with they teeth

You're not about to.. Are you ?