Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[The BasedFather]

This job hunt is a fail so far

 

[The BasedFather]

I might have to hustle and start something on my own if I can't find a job soon. I feel stuck.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The wine is for drinking right? You're not adding that to an alfredo sauce are you?

Yep



But not too much cause I don't like watery sauce.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The pharmacy chick at Walgreens got the phattest fukking ass ever....



Nah, you can't hide that shyt in the scrubs baby...we can still see that mufukka

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[全能の神]

Schemes

 

[Tim Dripcan]

this older thick African woman keeps touching my arms and using her breast to press on my shoulders in class. then after class she asked me for my number...

all I want to do is pass this class, make money and chase dreams. too many distractions. I need to stay focus.

im going to sit right in front of the class next time, so I can avoid her.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My boy sent me a video from 10 years ago from us hanging out afterschool when we were Juniors



My jacket was kinda fly tho

 

[Dwolf]

fukk math

 

[Aphrodite]

fukk math

Yes! I need this on a shirt.

 

[Dwolf]

this older thick African woman keeps touching my arms and using her breast to press on my shoulders in class. then after class she asked me for my number...

all I want to do is pass this class, make money and chase dreams. too many distractions. I need to stay focus.

im going to sit right in front of the class next time, so I can avoid her.

Tell her you're a homosexual. That should get her to leave you alone.

 

[satam55]

cal state LA to introduce segregated black only housing

 

[Tim Dripcan]

it's a beautiful sunny day. I can't wait to get off work and do some calisthenics workout. it's important to train the body and mind.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[gogogubari]

Someone said I looked like a malnourished vampire today

No lies were told. The meerkat resemblance is uncanny, though. you guys are twinsies