Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[The BasedFather]

Just got out the gym. Chick in the gym moaning like she taking pipe while lifting. Kinda turned me on

 

[DrBanneker]

I'm in a few parenting groups and some people really are idiots.

A mom posted that her 4 yo was on Roblox and apparently asked an adult to be their friend- the man asked for their address and I guess was intercepted by the 9 yo sibling.

Uh why the fukk do you have chat/audio enabled for that game when a 4 year old plays it?

Our kids weren't allowed on Roblox until 8, chat and messaging disabled and viewable by me

Wtf a 4 yo on any multi-player game for? My daughter can only do PBS Kids.

 

[Kuma the Bear]

South Asians are so bad at driving, good Lord. You really have to keep your head on a swivel around them

 

[Black Hans]

The butthurtness of TLR in November is going to reach unprecedent levels
"Low quality posting" warnings are going to be handed out like cocaine at a celebrity parties.
Can't wait

 

[Yinny]

Our kids weren't allowed on Roblox until 8, chat and messaging disabled and viewable by me

Wtf a 4 yo on any multi-player game for? My daughter can only do PBS Kids.

I know little kids love their screens (I can't keep my 1 yo from banging on the laptop or scrolling my phone/tablet when we're fting our family) but it's bare minimum to at least check wth capabilities games have, especially ones def not aimed towards toddlers. Even before I had kids when I'd see my little 10 +yo sister/cousin playing Roblox I was like wth is on that game. Idk.

 

[richaveli83]

 

[DrBanneker]

I know little kids love their screens (I can't keep my 1 yo from banging on the laptop or scrolling my phone/tablet when we're fting our family) but it's bare minimum to at least check wth capabilities games have, especially ones def not aimed towards toddlers. Even before I had kids when I'd see my little 10 +yo sister/cousin playing Roblox I was like wth is on that game. Idk.

You gotta monitor their usage and ask questions. They have to show me their chat logs anyway. 10yo is ok for Roblox/Minecraft but any social media, especially. TikTok is a big no no. I would keep my kids off that till their 16 if I can.

My oldest didn't touch an iPad until he was like 6 and only PBS Kids at that. It's harder to keep younger siblings away. Watch Lil man, he will learn more about your devices than you and quick.

 

[richaveli83]

 

[Mike809]

I was beating my meat while swiping left and right on a dating app , when this girl with her face burnt popped up .
I've never had my dikk go soft that fast before.

 

[010101]

SENSE IS BLASPHEMY TO THE BELIEVER*

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

Got a 10k raise today that I worked hard as hell for!

 

[_genocidecutter_]

R.I.P Alan Eugene Miller

 

[blockburna420]

 

[DrBanneker]

NATO and Israel seem determined to cast us into hellfire.

We keep reaching the edge but getting pulled back at last moment, eventually we'll fall off.

I got a bad feeling something dark is coming. The US/NATO/Israel are seemingly running the board right now but Russia and Iran taking these huge L's without a response seems fishy. We win with direct confrontation due to our arsenals but this is going to force the game to asymmetric warfare and we are not prepared (at least civilians).

 

[Mike809]

I really be texting my freak-offs with some random R&B line. Just hit her off with

There's a meeting in my bedroom
So girl please don't be late

but i change it to this cuz I don't be saying please

There's a meeting in my bedroom
So don't be late