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CreepyMcCreeperson
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These Mexicans using BOTH free air pumps at Wawa for the same car
Yes. Small black own business
It's a sheMoo Deng is adorable but all he does is bite people
Applied for 2 jobs today. I know I could do both so well and the company seems so great and actually helps people and the planet.
I want a new job sooooo badly.
At my current job my boss got divorced a few months ago because he couldn't keep his dikk in his pants and has been an a$$hole ever since. He's really been on some clown shyt lately and he looks stupid every single time. A conversation we had today:
Him: What’s wrong with _____ vehicle? (Mind you he should know his because the information was already provided for him many times)
Me: It's in limp mode. I tried to see if they would come do an on-site repair but we have to take it to the dealership. It doesn't fall under the warranty.
Him: None of the vehicles are under warranty (not true)
Him: Are you taking it to _______ ?
Me: Yes, but you still need to provide the authorization for the vehicle they already have. (It's been 2 months literally)
Him: Yeah yeah okay. So it ran out of DEF? It's our fault? (More like his fault)
Me: Yeah
Him: Why would ______ put it on the road?
Me: He asked you to order DEF 2 weeks ago (he didn't want to buy the shyt because he was being cheap)
Him: He waited until the last minute or I would have got it. (Not true, at least 4 days went by and we told him it was an emergency)
Me: *long silence* oh ok
Him: Imma call him because DEF is only $20 and now I have to pay 5k!! (It's doesn't cost close to that. But this could have been avoided if he wasn't a cheap ass)
Me: Yeah
Him: Okay make the appointment (the vehicle was already at the shop, late to the party as usual)
We hang up and he doesn't even call the dude he is trying to blame. He sends him a message in a group chat asking him to tell me to make appointments for DEF when it's half full.
He's such a bytch ass coward. Still no indicator of going to buy the shyt.
I want a new job sooooo badly.
At my current job my boss got divorced a few months ago because he couldn't keep his dikk in his pants and has been an a$$hole ever since. He's really been on some clown shyt lately and he looks stupid every single time. A conversation we had today:
Him: What’s wrong with _____ vehicle? (Mind you he should know his because the information was already provided for him many times)
Me: It's in limp mode. I tried to see if they would come do an on-site repair but we have to take it to the dealership. It doesn't fall under the warranty.
Him: None of the vehicles are under warranty (not true)
Him: Are you taking it to _______ ?
Me: Yes, but you still need to provide the authorization for the vehicle they already have. (It's been 2 months literally)
Him: Yeah yeah okay. So it ran out of DEF? It's our fault? (More like his fault)
Me: Yeah
Him: Why would ______ put it on the road?
Me: He asked you to order DEF 2 weeks ago (he didn't want to buy the shyt because he was being cheap)
Him: He waited until the last minute or I would have got it. (Not true, at least 4 days went by and we told him it was an emergency)
Me: *long silence* oh ok
Him: Imma call him because DEF is only $20 and now I have to pay 5k!! (It's doesn't cost close to that. But this could have been avoided if he wasn't a cheap ass)
Me: Yeah
Him: Okay make the appointment (the vehicle was already at the shop, late to the party as usual)
We hang up and he doesn't even call the dude he is trying to blame. He sends him a message in a group chat asking him to tell me to make appointments for DEF when it's half full.
He's such a bytch ass coward. Still no indicator of going to buy the shyt.
Brandsdale
Big Yella
OGBobbyJohnson
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Dam, another couple that got married around the same time I did called it quits last month. I’m a little heated because we gave them a really nice gift and the wedding food was almost non existent, plus the wedding started hella late!
JasoRockStar
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Racist white folks been saying that the hurricanes, earthquakes and destruction that's befallen Haiti is "karma" for their revolution, but everybody's upset if you make jokes about those racist hick towns in NC and GA getting washed away by the hurricane last week.
richaveli83
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Brandsdale
Big Yella
maybe they never should have gotten married lol
Brandsdale
Big Yella
leanbeefpatty body is amazing 
https://www.instagram.com/leanbeefpatty/?hl=en
she be making a nikka wanna lift twice a day
https://www.instagram.com/leanbeefpatty/?hl=enshe be making a nikka wanna lift twice a day
I was thinking the same thing. Just wack start to a marriage in general.
