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I just woke up from a nightmare where my grandma had me in vacation Bible school, and then at a babysitter’s house. I went up to that lady and said, ma’am, I’m 40 years old. I just ordered an Uber. I’m going home.

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Rhapscallion Démone

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I'm so thankful that I can go into Targèt, get my Starbucks and look down on them flea market Walmart alley cats @Obreh Winfrey and @CouldntBeMeTho.

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Usually it’s on sight with spiders in my house, but this one spider been chill AF living near the ceiling of my shower, he doesn’t leave there so I let him do his thing. But this morning spider breh was on the floor of the shower and I turned on the water before I saw him :rip:


Felt bad, we been rocking with each other for 2-3 weeks now. He was a real one and the first spider to make me less :mjpls: toward spiders. May he rest in peace in spidey heaven :francis:
 
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