Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Swirv]

Wife been brewing over finding my saved porn urls in my phone for months. Now she wants to ask me why I like beating my joint to other women


Mind you I rearrange her guts regularly. So what’s the problem

I’m done with porn, shyt’s ass, haven’t seen anything I like in a long time, plus I don’t want my wife to feel bad. Still wacking, but only to my imagination.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Locs are too long. Need to schedule appointment.​

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

On the GSP doing 90 MPH heading to Atlantic City.....



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[ORDER_66]

We are having a record breaking heat wave and people are walking around in sweaters, jeans and beanies

I seen a few people with hoodies on yesterday im like do they not feel how hot it is out here???

 

[richaveli83]

Delroy Lindo is one of the most underrated actors out there.

 

[richaveli83]

 

[Yinny]

A bunch of gay dudes are posting pics from when they were “DL” on twitter and pretty sure only they thought so, pics looking gay asl

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[AceMan]

Watching Receivers on Netflix…realizing Cookout gang could have had;
- Davante Adams
- Amon St. Brown
- Deebo Samuel

Not including DJ Moore who we drafted, wasted & traded...

Instead, we got;
-Kelvin Benjamin
-Terrace Marshall Jr.
-Greg Little (tackle)

 

[richaveli83]

I'm voting straight Democrat in November.

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[315]

I really fukked up that chicken yesterday

 

[levitate]

Gonna log out for a bit.

Y’all take care.

 

[colicolicoli]

Just got a promotion today + raise and I’m already looking at highrises downtown smh

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]