Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Swirv]

Wife been brewing over finding my saved porn urls in my phone for months. Now she wants to ask me why I like beating my joint to other women


Mind you I rearrange her guts regularly. So what’s the problem

 

[ORDER_66]

Wife been brewing over finding my saved porn urls in my phone for months. Now she wants to ask me why I like beating my joint to other women


Mind you I rearrange her guts regularly. So what’s the problem

You done fukked up women are very jealous even if it's porn... my ex was very insecure at the thought of white women talking to me for some strange reason. I was like

 

[Swirv]

You done fukked up women are very jealous even if it's porn... my ex was very insecure at the thought of white women talking to me for some strange reason. I was like

Dam just the thought lol. She must’ve thought they were like sirens.

I told my lady I ain’t stopping. Matter of fact I joked to her about beating off in the living room with my lab top hooked to the tv. I’m about to do it for real and see what happens.

I already gave up outside pumpum, I’ll be damned if I can’t beat my meat to chics I’ll never meet.

 

[ORDER_66]

Dam just the thought lol. She must’ve thought they were like sirens.

I told my lady I ain’t stopping. Matter of fact I joked to her about beating off in the living room with my lab top hooked to the tv. I’m about to do it for real and see what happens.

I already gave up outside pumpum, I’ll be damned if I can’t beat my meat to chics I’ll never meet.

I kept my porn a secret i didnt want her to get irate about it...

 

[Swirv]

I kept my porn a secret i didnt want her to get irate about it...

My shyt wasn’t on display. It’s in my reminders list, checked off so you cant notice it; unless you check all.

Dam apple really needs to allow encryption on all applications

 

[The M.I.C.]

It's almost over.

 

[Why-Fi]

i always leave when the music stops. otherwise i might be a whole different nikka today

 

[ORDER_66]

man I thought Fast and Furious 11 was this year.... this summer sucks man...Tubi dropped damned near the whole saga 1-6 online last night...

 

[DrBanneker]

It's almost over.

Second half of 2024 bout to be a shytfest.

How is business btw?

 

[richaveli83]

God damn I hate when people want to do small talk for the sake of small talk. Hop on TikTok, IG, or whatever and leave me the fukk alone.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

This mother fukking barber been pushing my hairline back.

Last time I went, he wasn't there so had to get another guy and dude was like, "Tell him to stop cutting so deep"

Didn't really see what he was talking about but now I see that there is probably a quarter inch of hair growth beyond my "hairline"

This dude boutta get micro managed next time I see him. fukk his feelings

 

[Ozymandeas]

I saw a big ass spider in my room and I didn’t kill it in enough time. Now I don’t know where it is

 

[Yinny]

Remember when Blac Chyna starred in Future’s Rich Sex video and got his (rap) name tatted on her hand just for him to tweet “I’m single”?

I do

 

[Peter Popoff]

This me every night

 

[Peter Popoff]