i was parked outside of
walgreens one saturday afternoon a couple months back. I was sitting there eating a sandwich when this huge suv pulled up alongside me. I looked over and saw this blonde pawg driving and she was staring at me. I wasn’t in a hurry or anything but as I sat there, I could still feel her stare.
i had resumed my meal at this point. and several minutes later, i saw this small figure enter my periphery. I looked up and it was a midget. then I looked over at the suv, which was no longer occupied.
the midget was probably sitting there staring at me while hoping and praying that I would eventually drive off so she could hop out of her booster seat in peace without being gawked at. had to be a booster seat of some sort that she was sitting on in that big ass vehicle she was in.
as my focus returned to the midget, I noticed that she had on these cutoff jean shorts and cowboy boots, ready to enjoy the weekend.
that midget was bad. and I started having impure thoughts.
anyway, just remembered that after coming out of
walgreens today.