Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Oh my god, a WOMAN smells like this.



I can see why she doesn’t have a man.

 

[Splash]

Bought some Sunny D today cos i was like o shyt they still sell this


Beyoooooond trash

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Where are we going for dinner tonight?



No fukking where!! Get takeout, so we can keep working, and get the fukk out of here!!

 

[TheNig]

My daughter's 3rd Grade Language Arts teacher...

 

[RehReh]

'War isn't about who's right, it's about who's left...'

Avocado from Final Space got bars!

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

BP = 128/77



​

 

[AStrangeName]

Anyone wonder why vampires don't suck dikk since semen has more life in it than a drop of blood

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’m not doing these, extended weekends where I’m the only man. I can’t do it anymore. I just listened to a 30 minute story.

 

[Yinny]

Law and Order SVU is so good but I hate the subject matter

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Oh my god, a WOMAN smells like this.



I can see why she doesn’t have a man.

She probably owns a cat

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

She probably owns a cat

She doesn’t. I suggested she get one, and she said she’s not good at taking care of things.

Obviously.

 

[Sunshine]

...

 

[Sunshine]

...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

These religious mafukkas pissing they pants yet again!



What would jesus do?


Not a gawt damm thing as always.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

You ever know someone who claims they want to lose weight, then you go out to eat with them, and they order an appetizer, entree, and a dessert, and none of it is healthy, and you understand why they’re fat?