Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Amo Husserl]

 

[blockburna420]

 

[Buddy]

Salad is so underrated the regularity it provides is unrivaled. It's to the point I don't wanna go s single day without some.


I ate a bunch of bullshyt this weekend and didn't shyt like I wanted to. So I'm finishing up a big ass bowl of salad.



The shyt I'm finna unleash tomorrow morning tho!!

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’m in line waiting to check into the Cosmopolitan in Vegas. The line is ridiculous, and they don’t have mobile checkin.

 

[Whogivesafuck]

I need a better coping mechanism for my break up. Getting drunk and fukking random thots ain't working no more.

 

[MajesticLion]

secret tunneeeeeeelllllllllllll

see krit tunneeeeeeeeeellllllllllll



THReW DA MOUNTAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNZZZZZZ

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

1st story

Dude blackmailed teenage boys and forced them to record themselves drinking urine.
Also blackmailed and boy to record himself smashing his dog and lickibg feces.



Another story
A man befriended a 14 yr old boy and convinced him to run away and had the boy living in a trailer with him and 3 other men and used the boy as a sex slave.
The boy was later rescued.

Parents wtf are y'all doing?

 

[Peter Popoff]

Delete.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

These Deal Dash commercials hilarious:

Mafukkas will say they got a Ps5 with 2 controllers and 4 games for 2 cents.

But then someone else will say they got a no name brand 2008 camera for $49.99

 

[Buddy]

I wound up stumbling into Michael Jackson moonwalking at MoTown 25, and it hit me as they were screaming...


How much cocaine was ingested off this moment alone?

 

[Ol’Otis]

“We refuse to learn from those we despise”

 

[Timbs]

I think I'm motivated by the hate now, it excites me

 

[RehReh]

Me, minding my business , thinking about what I'm gonna eat for my REAL breakfast after finishing a


My cousin that's 10 years older than me and weighs 40lbs less..

'Have you thought about what your gonna do about your weight yet ?'



Wooooow
Just
Wow

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]