Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Mandarin Duck]

I'm at work bullshytting watching these spiders behind my computer throw hands
One was a small black widow and the other one had some size on him but that black widow fukked him up
Knocked him off the web and now that nikka limping

 

[Ol’Otis]

Can you look your old sigs?

 

[MajesticLion]

This subreddit is a gift that keeps on giving.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

A spotted lantern fly jumped on my leg as I was walking up the steps. I flicked it off, and it died a painful chemical death, followed by a stomp for daring to touch me.

 

[the elastic]

@Still Benefited , how are you able to post the Cam Newton smilie? I tried a few times before and it wouldn't appear.

I know it's your signature, I just wanna sprinkle it in my smilie game a little bit

 

[Peter Popoff]

 

[MajesticLion]

a quarter mil...a month?


A MONTH?

 

[Still Benefited]

@Still Benefited , how are you able to post the Cam Newton smilie? I tried a few times before and it wouldn't appear.

I know it's your signature, I just wanna sprinkle it in my smilie game a little bit

Knock yourself out,but with great power comes great responsibility


Click the portrait symbol next to the smiley face,and paste this link in the empty field.

https://www.thecoli.com/data/user-smilies/0/14-1617a7d494b0.jpg?1653438707

Or youll have to edit your personal smilies in your profile to make it easier.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Neo-Hotep???

Quasi-Hotep??

Proto-Hotep??

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[ORDER_66]

Damn i just overdrafted... fukking insurance company not paying my money this week on some slow bullshyt... but I need to eat fukk...

 

[Pseudonym]

 

[Pseudonym]

Fukk it I’m still hungry. I’m bout to cook me a lil chick breast to go over a new salad

 

[Hoodoo Child]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I ALWAYS get the women I meet making sexual innuendos 1st!



They be sooo use to thirsty nikkas and getting showered with attention and compliments-----I don't feed into that at all!


Next thing you know she asking me about how good of a massage I can give!
Then asking if that would lead to something else!

 

[Pseudonym]

Look how fast they’re going!!!