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I need help with my lawn, its unhealthy

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Where do you live?

It doesn’t look like cinch bugs so that’s really good , I have a patch and I’m having a bytch of a time getting it back together.

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:mjcry: I’m not getting yard of the month this summer
 

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Where do you live?

It doesn’t look like cinch bugs so that’s really good , I have a patch and I’m having a bytch of a time getting it back together.

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:mjcry: I’m not getting yard of the month this summer
:leon:Still looks great

I’m in NJ, I was thinking about throwing some seeds down but I think it’s too late 😅

Might take the L and call a landscaper
 

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:leon:Still looks great

I’m in NJ, I was thinking about throwing some seeds down but I think it’s too late 😅

Might take the L and call a landscaper

I live in Florida so it’s a necessity to have lawn pest control and I have a landscaper (he don’t touch my garden/flowerbeds :ufdup: )and I STILL got a patch of cinch bug infestation I have St. Augustine grass so I usually put down some Black Kow after I rake the areas really hard and then water the hell out of it for 2 weeks ( enjoy your water bill) .

If you do get seeds, make sure it’s the same type of grass you have in your yard. There’s no St Augustine seeds so I’ve gotten some plugs from Lowe’s or Home Depot in the past that worked faster with the Black Kow and watering.

I can’t really tell but maybe you have Bahia grass? How often are you watering? Do your heads spray correctly? We have to adjust ours every other month because of our landscaper’s riding lawnmower changes them a bit every time.
Cinch bugs next to broken head=
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:beli: Mffer got me looking at my yard two three times now



:patrice: Bout to run to Lowe’s real quick, this is unacceptable.
 
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Might be time to get a breast reduction. It’s like all my COVID weight went there and my body dysmorphia makes me think they are smaller than what they are.

I got stuck in a dress for like 10 mins in the fitting room of Marshall’s yesterday. Dress fit perfectly in the waist but I couldn’t get it back up over my yitties.

Had to rip it a little.

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I live in Florida so it’s a necessity to have lawn pest control and I have a landscaper (he don’t touch my garden/flowerbeds :ufdup: )and I STILL got a patch of cinch bug infestation I have St. Augustine grass so I usually put down some Black Kow after I rake the areas really hard and then water the hell out of it for 2 weeks ( enjoy your water bill) .

If you do get seeds, make sure it’s the same type of grass you have in your yard. There’s no St Augustine seeds so I’ve gotten some plugs from Lowe’s or Home Depot in the past that worked faster with the Black Kow and watering.

I can’t really tell but maybe you have Bahia grass? How often are you watering? Do your heads spray correctly? We have to adjust ours every other month because of our landscaper’s riding lawnmower changes them a bit every time.
Cinch bugs next to broken head=


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I never water the grass :russ: My parents had a landscaper:hubie:

Guess that’s part of the reason. I’ll start though and take a sample to Home Depot, maybe they can determine what type of grass I have

I’m going to take the L and budget for a higher water bill bc this is embarrassing 😅

I’m thinking about getting this sprinkler.

Impact Tripod Sprinkler, Rotating Tripod Sprinkler, 360‑Degree Rotating Sprinkler, Automatic Watering Sprinkler with Tripod for Garden Irrigation, Tripod Telescopic Support Sprinkler for Lawn Yard https://a.co/d/9Y2lmVM



Cinch bugs? :dead: the south have all kinds of insects, I’m not too familiar with those. But cinch bug patch or not, you guys have some green thumbs and maintain your lawn well.




Do you use a regular rake? I watched a video on YouTube and some guy was using a dethatcher tool





Ever figure out what was causing you to breakout? :lupe:
 

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I never water the grass :russ: My parents had a landscaper:hubie:

Guess that’s part of the reason. I’ll start though and take a sample to Home Depot, maybe they can determine what type of grass I have

I’m going to take the L and budget for a higher water bill bc this is embarrassing 😅

I’m thinking about getting this sprinkler.

Impact Tripod Sprinkler, Rotating Tripod Sprinkler, 360‑Degree Rotating Sprinkler, Automatic Watering Sprinkler with Tripod for Garden Irrigation, Tripod Telescopic Support Sprinkler for Lawn Yard Amazon.com



Cinch bugs? :dead: the south have all kinds of insects, I’m not too familiar with those. But cinch bug patch or not, you guys have some green thumbs and maintain your lawn well.




Do you use a regular rake? I watched a video on YouTube and some guy was using a dethatcher tool





Ever figure out what was causing you to breakout? :lupe:

:patrice: If you’re in New Jersey , do y’all salt your driveways/lawns? That could also be a reason.

I’m not familiar with above ground sprinklers because they’re not allowed in my neighborhood but I used to get out there with a regular water hose some mornings drinking coffee and that worked fine. Maybe for 30 minutes but I was only focusing on sections.

:mjlol: My cheap ass used a mixture between a rake and a hoe, didn’t know that tool existed lmao


I’m allergic to a plant called Purple Heart :beli:

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It’s that purple ground cover in the front . It’s dark outside right now so not a great pic. Also, don’t mind those bushes in the back :mjgrin: , I’m trying to get the branches sturdier for the winter
 
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Turns out his mom has been playing the William DeVaughn song around him :mjlol:
 
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