Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Uncouth Savage]

@Neo The Resurrected ONE

I notice you get amnesia at convenient times sir.
"Who me? what? where? when? her? me? I do not like her. She a friend. Yall crazy and insane. Ha ha ha. I am too busy right now. Cant discuss. Nothing to discuss. I never heard of Hazel in my life. She means nothing to me. I do not even know she existed till you brought her up. Ha ha yall crazy"

NOBODY believes you sir
NOBODY

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

There’s nothing like seeing your baby smile.

 

[Uncouth Savage]

For the record.
I talk about Hazel, Neo, and Hathaway cause they only ones who visited me in the bushes.
Could say they my first friends here.

They became actors in my comedy dramas.

All dat odda shyt going on in discords etc, yall wild.
And when it get serious, then we have to get real and factual.

None of it personal to me, and all fantasy.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I'm watching this esports game and one of the players is named Busse (pronounced exactly how you think) and when he scored one of the commentators went, "All aboard the bussy!"

 

[Pseudonym]

brehs from Duval County something else

 

[AceMan]

Why am I dying laughing watching old To Catch a Predator episodes


"So you said Does Miss Vagina want to meet Mister Penis?, why would you say that? Walk me through this"

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[the elastic]

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

WTF is there to watch tn

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I want a calzone from D.P. Dough

 

[Sterling Archer]

A bird got in my garage and wouldn’t leave. Just had the car detailed and this muthafukka kept shytting all over my car.

Spent 2 days trying to get him out but he just kept hopping around up top. So I grabbed a rake and cornered him. He tried to jook me and I swiped him mid air but I did it harder than I intended to. He smacked the side of the wall and got fukked up. I thought I killed him. He let out a big chirp and closed his eyes.

He was fukked up. I carried him outside and he started moving again but he couldn’t really. Eventually he stood upright and just sat there looking at me like . I had to leave so he was still there as I drove away. I hope he shook it off. He wasn’t there when I came back home.

 

[Striving For Greatness]

I need help with my lawn, its unhealthy



adding @Pseudonym for visibility

Spoiler: help

 

[colicolicoli]

Might be time to get a breast reduction. It’s like all my COVID weight went there and my body dysmorphia makes me think they are smaller than what they are.

I got stuck in a dress for like 10 mins in the fitting room of Marshall’s yesterday. Dress fit perfectly in the waist but I couldn’t get it back up over my yitties.

Had to rip it a little.

 

[Striving For Greatness]

Might be time to get a breast reduction. It’s like all my COVID weight went there and my body dysmorphia makes me think they are smaller than what they are.

I got stuck in a dress for like 10 mins in the fitting room of Marshall’s yesterday. Dress fit perfectly in the waist but I couldn’t get it back up over my yitties.

Had to rip it a little.

You might wanna get a 2nd opinion on this

PM me the pics plz