Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I drove down to my parent's house yesterday

I cant put into words how horrible the drive was

Texas mafukkas will make u fukking run then off the interstate and drag they body out the vehicle and beat them to death with a crowbar


These mafukkas love to just slow creep in the fast lane and hold up 22 cars and shyt

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

saw a tweeting about 'fetishizing mlm' and I was like ' is that??'

googling leads me to this

I don't care.. this sh-t is a mental illness

 

[Ashley Banks]

My favorite thing about 4th of July is my dad and my husband cook everything while I lay on the couch and post on the coli.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Tems voice is annoying after a few listens

 

[Unknown Poster]

Worst 4th of July ever.
Jesus mary and joseph.
Im just chilling but goodness...america has No chill.

 

[ItsPeople]

Women and directions, kill me please

It doesn’t even have to be honorable.

 

[Bossino]

Yesterday my sister told me that one of my cousins changed her name to “Ren” and goes by “they/them”. She kept saying “they want to see us” and I kept acting like she was talking about a group, so I said “oh the rest of the fam wants to see us?” and she said “no they/them” I said “I know, your talking about the fam right?” She got mad and said “no Ren is they/them, that’s ren’s pronoun.” Then some other shyt about being non-binary. so I said “I don’t know what the fukk that means, I don’t know who Ren is. The only thing I do know in this conversation is that they/them refers to a group.” She told me I was being obnoxious and intentionally ignorant. Even if I was, that pronoun shyt is weird as hell. I’m surprised my ghetto aunt and uncle are even down with that in the first place. Anyway, I’m not taking a trip to Ohio to see they/them, unless by they, it’s a group of family members. Im
not going to be able to do it with a straight face. It’s just stupid. Gen Z is so weird.

In aggregate we are the end result of lazy parenting from couples that are together, disjointed parenting from split couples and most damagingly incomplete parenting by single mothers. It's not a shocker all things considered, makes perfect sense tbh

 

[Bossino]

Clearheaded as I've been in weeks ironically off adderall and edibles and man. I really don't care about my life rn. I'm doing what I need to do attempting to weather the storm of setbacks along the way but it's raining for years, I'm cold, tired and the sun doesn't seem to be in the forecast.

I understand the phrase "Ready to Die" so much now.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

This one house is spending $200 plus a night on fireworks. I don’t get the obsession. Every single night.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I want to run for mayor, and make fireworks illegal.

 

[Thelonious Napz]

 

[Thelonious Napz]

 

[Gully Bull]

I want a girl with extensions in her hair……

I read that as “I want a girl to put extensions in my hair”






Fred

 

[Ol’Otis]

I read that as “I want a girl to put extensions in my hair”






Fred

You fantasizing about me with extensions in my hair?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

It’s world war 17 outside good lord