Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Twitter is the goat

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

shyt wild if u really think about how mafukkas damm near 50 years old and rapping about slanging drugs which they haven't done in like 30 years


Even a nikka like Nas be talking about how he robbed a subway car 30 year ago

 

[Frieza666]

Wallet fell out of my back pocket at the Chinese restaurant and of course none of them fakkits said anything. Got home and nikkas buying $100 worth of gas on my shyt

 

[VertigoKnight]

Why go to a supermarket in the morning to steal? It's damn near empty and security will spot you a mile away

Went to pick up a few things this morning. As I'm leaving I see security and plain clothes guys all moving stealthily towards the entrance.

Outside they've caught this scruffy-looking white man with a big bag and are hauling him back inside.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Its been a chill ass day and I'm not complaining

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Why do people have public IG profiles and stories, then block you when you watch from a burner account?

 

[havoc]

I shouldn't have eaten that Zaxby Chicken sandwich last night. I end up with heartburn that won't go away

 

[the elastic]

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

I wonder what Ron Isley is having for Sunday dinner

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[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I’ve never wanted to run away more than I have since I’ve been an adult.

I envy people who just pick up, move to a new place, and start over.

I’m about to start working on my alias and fake backstory.

 

[Kuma the Bear]

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[Sensitive Christian Grey]

 

[MollyGalaga]

Just found out that my sister is dating a cac

Apparently he's nice to her so as long as she's happy and being treated well, everything's cool.

Don’t let TLR find out about this

 

[MollyGalaga]

Prune juice on deck

fukk them whole prunes