Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[N711oir]

my Jewish friend Woody Allen...

Put on to all the nice playgrounds for young pawgs.....

 

[N711oir]

p*ssy so young..

p*ssy so sweet

p*ssy so tender

p*ssy so wet..

Fall right off the bone

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I really didn’t appreciate my boss insisting everyone turn their cameras on for Zoom meetings from now on, especially since he was passively aggressively speaking just to me, because I’m the only one on our team who never has the camera on.



Him being a very feminine gay man, and using that “song-like” tone to say it didn’t help the situation.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

On my freetime, I've been compiling a dance routine to use when I'm out in the discotechs (using said song as the physical canvas... and I'll be painting all over it with my manuevers, , ya deegs like Taye).



Damn, can't wait to hit the town again.



Gonna be that old, geriatric creepy guy at the clubs. But i'm really just there to drink, hit on women, enjoy the music, chat with the bouncers/bartenders and get videos/pics of the guys who relieve themselves/taking number 2's and people pounding the stalls to fukk with him. That's aboot it.


Flabby and swaggy gang!



kakakakak.



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[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Zero]

I stopped sleeping on them fast food apps.

$12 goes a long way on them joints

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[N711oir]

that's odd I've never tweeted this girl and it won't allow me to tweet

Nor access ig

 

[N711oir]

all social media is run by these faux fakkit

Government

 

[N711oir]

this place sux

Not only no women in person now can't even access online

 

[N711oir]

these bussy boy fakkits out of control

It's a war on true heterosexual Americans

 

[N711oir]

all my life...I mean literally my entire life

I've never seen not once not one dam time firefighters actually fighting a fire

 

[N711oir]

don't get me wrong you aliens run those truck all day warning ppl or doing whatever you do w/ those sirens but you for dam sure ain't fighting no fires

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Gay ppl have to understand that unless someone gives you vibes or show interest, then please don't approach. It's disrespectful as hell.

 

[NSSVO]

Am I wrong? A while ago at this bar in the bay, this broad was asking what I do. I am a retired vet that gets paid to school, and I said it was a nice gig. She said under her breath I make more than you. I think I got a good 30k on her, but then she started acting different when she came back. I wrote something slick on the tab because I don't like when people go at me that way.