Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[WaveMolecules]

Why the fukk can’t I say, “hey GameStop/bestbuy/target, here’s what a PS5 costs, let me know when it ships.”

Tired of this wack a mole, hurry up and buy shyt

 

[Rawtid]

So is Mr. P he hasn’t seen this side of me in a loooonng time because I was always busy. I’ve always done weird stuff


Now I got white woman suburban time

Oh you got time time!!! I see you! I love being a stay at home mother. If these bills paid themselves, I’d be even better.

 

[Stir Fry]

Errybody wanna play until it's my turn

 

[Rawtid]

fukk working in an office. I don’t want to ever have to share a bathroom with the public.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Brother was doing his online class and asked the chat group about how the test was/is it hard. White kid responded with condescending tone just take the test shyt like an a$$hole. My brother said he’ll slap him and the fakkit cac reported him, now he gotta do some call explaining himself

He told me and our mother, we both like glad you stood up for yourself because we know how white people be on that bullshyt. School year almost over too, shiiiit my brother could’ve said worse like I’ll fukk you up but he was being polite with it

Cac 22, my brother 19 and his ran off telling like a bytch & they adults. Could’ve handled that shyt himself

 

[hostsamurai]

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[King P]

We've reached the point where the lind "I just left my baby girl a message, said I won't be coming home!" is being credited to A-Boogie

Either I'm getting old or folks didn't listen to enough R&B growing up

 

[Rawtid]

Brother was doing his online class and asked the chat group about how the test was/is it hard. White kid responded with condescending tone just take the test shyt like an a$$hole. My brother said he’ll slap him and the fakkit cac reported him, now he gotta do some call explaining himself

He told me and our mother, we both like glad you stood up for yourself because we know how white people be on that bullshyt. School year almost over too, shiiiit my brother could’ve said worse like I’ll fukk you up but he was being polite with it

Cac 22, my brother 19 and his ran off telling like a bytch & they adults. Could’ve handled that shyt himself

Tell your brother to never write his threats. Guilty as charged every time. You gotta threaten people in person. Your word against theirs.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

@Pseudonym
The outrage of receiving an “overnight” pad rather than a regular during an emergency moment - walking around feeling like a damn diaper. They argue about any and everything on Twitter


This is the kind the hospital loaded up my “welcome baby” gift basket with when they release you. My nurse was like- here just take the whole box. My take home bag was heavier than the baby

 

[Dontay Flaco]

I stopped by the side of the road and filled 2 cups with monarch caterpillars






fukk IT, butterflies don’t wanna come, I’ll take their young

Brehette ain't playin no games!

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

Anyone been on Prozac before for anxiety? The side effects have been brutal so far it feels like it’s slowly helping but it has fukked my sleep.

 

[LordLyons]

Are y'all nikkas thankful?

 

[Rawtid]

I hate people that get bent out of shape because someone hasn’t replied to their texts in what they deemed a timely manner.

Get a life, whore. Go find something to do instead of sitting around counting the minutes it took for someone to reply back to you.