Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Krisrunner2049]

It be the mafukker that was a boring introvert before 2020
That wanna be the biggest socialite during this pandemic

Know the feeling all too well. Went to a grip of UCLA parties before this and miss the life.

sidenote: hit topanga mall just for nostalgia sake and shyt ain’t the same. One of the national guard sergeants I met was nonstop saying “things will never be the same after this Pri’ Krisrunner2049” he was the Oracle in more ways than one

 

[AStrangeName]

I really dislike big saggy titties

I’ll take a perky A or B cup all day

I don't mind some tig ol bitties, but ain't nothing wrong with some a or b cups. Its make it easier to suck her heart out

 

[Ol’Otis]

@TheLostOnes @Tenchi® Ryu™ did he nail it?

 

[Dontay Flaco]

 

[Kokoro]

I need to add this ripped mp3 to my flash drive back up

 

[ORDER_66]

Cant believe I gotta go to work on a fukking saturday... boss called me up today talking about im getting too many tickets... not my fault we in these big ass vans and there's nowhere to park... cant double park in forrest hills on queens blvd so I park where I can... fukk it... your contracted through amazon its not like the company cant pay off the tickets man...

 

[SuavePrince]

Why was @Yinny banned?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Them other bytches get antsy
That's why a nikka never treat'em fancy
You get urs off, in Bergdorf
While they bargain shoppin on Delancy
You ain't even tell ya sister
Mama thinking you don't even like nikkas
Instagram, you don't even like pictures
That's why I'm fukking with ya

 

[Dontay Flaco]

 

[Regine Hunter]

 

[Neuromancer]

@2stainz congrats.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Forgot to pick up my $20 cashback at the self checkout

 

[Ol’Otis]

I saw you before
Is it deja vu?

 

[Token]

It be the mafukker that was a boring introvert before 2020
That wanna be the biggest socialite during this pandemic

I done said this so many times. People lived 12 lifetimes in the last 7-8 months alone. Parties, clubs, vacations, etc.

People be laughing when I say I don’t plan on leaving the house for the remainder of the year unless it's to go vote or sit on my porch. It's over with.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

It's an episode of Black Dynamite where lil Michael Jackson is taken to the whore house by the nikka voiced by Tommy Davidson like he was brought there to be molested


Wtf is wrong with these nikkas


fukk all the nikkas involved with that show


This episode is really lil Michael Jackson and a grown man having multiple innuendos like they in a relationship