Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[WhatsGoodTy]

I put on a movie with my girl to watch while we eat, and she having a whole conversation while eating on the phone once my food done and I find a good movie everybody gets ignored imma enjoy my food.

 

[Rawtid]

Jeff Bezos earns my money every time. My toddler ass bladder about to get grown. I ordered some Kegel balls. They vibrate and come with a remote.

 

[NotaPAWG]

Been delivering for GrubHub and door Dash for extra money and I just made $40 off of one order to drive that shyt 2 miles because the customer gave me 25 cash tip as well as the 15 he gave me in the app

 

[86\*/98]

My compliments have gone up 2000% since my beard filled out.


It’s like man makeup. I look like my more attractive big brother or something.

 

[Zero]

The buttery smoothness of 120hz

This S7+ tablet is

Even the keyboard is sick (but overpriced at MSRP)

Thought my Note10+ was a beast but it's looking kind of pedestrian beside this tab

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Jeff Bezos earns my money every time. My toddler ass bladder about to get grown. I ordered some Kegel balls. They vibrate and come with a remote.

...

 

[Elle Driver]

An intuitive told me some interesting things about my mom.

 

[Serious]

Jeff Bezos earns my money every time. My toddler ass bladder about to get grown. I ordered some Kegel balls. They vibrate and come with a remote.

am I in the ladies room or something.

 

[Rawtid]

...

I'm old, but my bladder aint.

am I in the ladies room or something.

You can't be Serious. (You see what I did there?) Incontinence is an issue faced by both men and women, especially when you're old. Doctors recommend kegel training to strengthen the pelvic muscles. You hear things like try to stop your pee mid stream and stuff like that. The vibrating ones make it easier to feel when you're contracting the muscles. LOL meanwhile yall post worst shyt in here on the regular.

 

[N711oir]

use to play tennis on roof tops/
With nets upon sides of edifice, always felt if fell they'll catch me

Recent lawsuit, mother's child fell, building won however nets to catch debri not people

I say all this to say

The Trump admin has created a problem and provided solutions not commensurate with said problem

As one rap lyric stated
Got brothers fighting Federal cases with legal aid

The black pleague with all swift deaths provided many European families with wealth

From those not having wills

 

[N711oir]

Zoos

Don't go to them don't judge those who do but to see animals imprisoned in happy miserable to pay to see this? And take fam?
Who/ what would pay have vested interest in seeing you trapped miserable....

 

[N711oir]

We need Halle berry in a wed Anderson movie

 

[N711oir]

when pawg show up blm t and heels....

 

[Stir Fry]

Turned off dap notifications. Feels strange but liberating at the same time. Noticed that I was definitely checking my less during the day as well

 

[Rawtid]

Turned off dap notifications. Feels strange but liberating at the same time. Noticed that I was definitely checking my less during the day as well

I only get notified when someone quotes me. Definitely makes a world of difference.