Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ba'al]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

We just going to Costco
Why is she dressed like we going to a Neo Soul Prom in Trinidad




She so adorable and thick like an all natural IG chick


Gawt damm I got good taste

 

[The M.I.C.]

Reductio Ad Absurdum.

Some of these defendants are stupid as fukk.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Ima write my own Snowfall

I gotta 1st hand accounts and testimonials from people who watched freebase blowup

fukk this Hollywood shyt

 

[Ol’Otis]

I feel like there’s a knock off version of everybody out there.

You are your knockoff version

 

[Elle Driver]

You are your knockoff version

Why you so mean?

 

[The M.I.C.]

Folks,

Reviewing some of these police interviews..nikkas will talk themselves right into a jail cell..

Never, ever, talk to the police willingly...always opt out for having representation. Police detectives get trained, to a lesser degree, in using and applying criminal psychological profiles and tactics in interrogation by the respective State law enforcement agency or the FBI, usually from Behavioral Analytics. You’ll have a hard time going toe to toe with folks who can make a lie appear to be the truth..

Every question is weighted, every movement is monitored all the way down to facial ticks and how much water you drink when offered.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Why you so mean?

Cause I’m 5’7 and insecure

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[The M.I.C.]

Detective: So you saying you went to the store at around 8 AM?

Dumbass: Yeah, I already told you that


Detective:

Dumbass:

Detective: Mhmm. What you buy from the store?

Dumbass: shyt, I think some condoms and a beer

Detective: What time you think you left the store?

Dumbass: I was in and out, I probably left around 830

Detective:


Detective: So it took you thirty minutes to get some condoms and a beer, breh?

Dumbass: Wait..,..

Detective: We found a receipt from the store in your whip that says you bought them items at around 9, breh and we got cameras to corroborate the time..soooo yeah.

Dumbass:


Detective:

Dumbass:

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Now gooba was fire even tho he a snitch, and the joint with Nicki was average but Nicki’s titties saved it

but this new tutu trash breh, all the plastic ass ain’t saving this one

 

[Elle Driver]

Cause I’m 5’7 and insecure

So you mad cause I’m taller than you

 

[Ol’Otis]

So you mad cause I’m taller than you

Elle The Stallion

 

[Elle Driver]

Elle The Stallion

Ya hurd me?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]