Happy 30th Birthday to me. I got my phone screen fixed for free, free Starbucks, and a stranger at the gas station gave me $20 to pin to my shirt.
This year is already better than last year and I haven’t even got drunk yet.
Happy birthday with cho old ass, go head and drop some blurred nudes on your IG page to celebrate no longer being youthful and full of more responsibilities
Meanwhile don’t effect me with that 30-itis
still got 7 months
He just pinned the money to my shirt, Sir.
You’re the only one I want touching my boobies.
and
Fred