Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Smokin Rider]

Did she recently break up with someone and are you still talking to your ex?

Nah I broke that off

And she broke it off with her ex a year ago too, that's the only reason we talk now. I had a beef with him because of our friendship, so I would know if he was around in any capacity. We had a real beef. Not out of jealousy, but because he wrote dumb shyt to me from her FB account and me telling him I would break his jaw which led to her calling me telling me to please not hurt him and that she would talk to him. Which led to us not talking til they broke up

 

[Arcavian]

You must have a nice voice. Is it deep? My coworker had one of those Barry White voices and he drives women wild...every last one of us in the office.

I hate the sound of my voice, it's nothing appealing about it imo

 

[Rawtid]

I hate the sound of my voice, it's nothing appealing about it imo

Let me be the judge of that

 

[Rawtid]

Me and you, your mama, and your cousin too!

 

[Zero]

This lipton iced tea

6 scoops got me on some

 

[TheLostOnes]

I’m infuriated right now this chicken McGriddle taste this good, this has no business tasting good

Nah she never checked her phone except once and I ignored a couple phone calls myself. I genuinely enjoy her company. She laughed at my skills cooking enchiladas to the point she was damn near on the floor but I just feel so weird trying to take it to the next level. She is somewhat of a best friend that I've known for 4 years

Y'all gonna smash and when y'all do it's gonna be on Love and Basketball shyt glorious slow eye to eye contact. It's over for you

Oh and Imma tell you something I realized. The friendzone really don't exist you either feeling someone and can see yourself talking to them or you don't. If anything from what I'm reading it sounds like she honestly wasn't really ready to be dating and just wanted to enjoy companionship through friendship which there is nothing wrong with that/

Its happened a few times now, i know we're both at ease. I asked her out when I met her years ago and she said she wasnt ready, I figured I got friendzone so I never pursued and kept it nuetral but now she hits me all the time to kick it. shyt, she offended me the other day hating on my exs saying I'm worth so much more. Idk what to think

Yeah it's all there

 

[Arcavian]

Let me be the judge of that

 

[Buckeye Fever]

WAYANS BROS. QUOTES:

SISTER BLISS: THE FIRST TEST IS OF PHYSICAL TOLERANCE. YOU MUST WALK ACROSS THESE HOT COALS.

POPS: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! THESE SHOES COST ME 7 DOLLARS.........EACH!

POPS: "RICK IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN! LOOK AT THIS! FRESH FOOD, CLEAN KITCHEN. FORKS!!! MAN IS DIABOLICAL."

 

[Yinny]

Is advice from someone who’s never done something even useful? My aunt was trying to discourage me from wanting to buy a house, like, worry about not getting evicted. Same for people trying to give relationship advice when they’ve never had anything close to one. How Sway?!

 

[Yinny]

I’m watching Bebes kids this movie is so 90s with the raps

 

[Regine Hunter]

I think the lady’s at church are trying to set me up with someone

 

[Dwolf]

I'm soft with a homegirl who asked if wanted to hang out. She came over today as a homegirl from 8pm til 4am and I didnt do shyt. I hate myself. I've known her too long, the pressure felt too weird to smash, ended up watching breaking bad for 6 hours and a movie and eating chips

Why isn't she your girlfriend?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

In what lick of sense did it ever make to have 5 damn churches on 1 block




Black community be going OD with this shyt sometimes

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Prynce]

The older I get the less I care about the black community or black people

I really only care about myself