My Lyft driver got into an accident While I was in the back. Time to get paid and blow up like the world trade 
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Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Beautiful day today
That happened to my home boy when he was in DCMy Lyft driver got into an accident While I was in the back. Time to get paid and blow up like the world trade
The driver who hit his uber car
Was some white chick who just got her license
And the uber was parked when she hit them
My boy didn't even have his seat belt on yet
And it fukked his back up
And the uber driver had a broken nose
Yo why did uber still charge him for the ride
His lawyer went off on they ass
It took awhile
But he got paid
That happened to my home boy when he was in DC
The driver who hit his uber car
Was some white chick who just got her license
And the uber was parked when she hit them
My boy didn't even have his seat belt on yet
And it fukked his back up
And the uber driver had a broken nose
Yo why did uber still charge him for the ride
His lawyer went off on they ass
It took awhile
But he got paid
I experienced a crazy whiplash. I’m sure I’m going to feel the pain tomorrow, got my lawyer cousin on speed dial. I’m about to eat
Basil of Baker Street
Banned
Falling in love with my side piece.
This bytch is special.
Send me a titty pic. Sent.
I’m hungry can u cook or bring me something. Brought.
Let’s go do this crazy shyt. Did.
Would you fukk this bytch up for me? fukked up.
I wanna threesome. Threesomed.
This. bytch. Special.
My girl better step her weak ass game up getting comfortable. :wow
This bytch is special.
Send me a titty pic. Sent.
I’m hungry can u cook or bring me something. Brought.
Let’s go do this crazy shyt. Did.
Would you fukk this bytch up for me? fukked up.
I wanna threesome. Threesomed.
This. bytch. Special.
My girl better step her weak ass game up getting comfortable. :wow
Feel a little bit lost using 12-hr time
The weather finally warmed up and I done already seen about 5 different dudes speeding around on those little motorized bikes idk why this is hilarious but it is.
idk why this is hilarious but it is.
Its crazy how its always the most amazing people who be the most modest or insecure. You give them a compliment and they think you're playing or not being genuine but you be dead serious. It's frustrating lol. Why don't you see yourself how me and others see you?
Elle Driver
Veteran
I love the sun so damn much.
Guess I’ll eat when I come back. Expecting to save money today. Smh
Antwon Mitchell
Banned
"Your girl is cocked up with lollipops doggie style I feel like I'm dealin with plastic as I watch these fake fu*king smiles."
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
@Boujee Bonita Braxton happy birthday baby 
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
What, he think he too fresh to show that you the best?
Compliment you on your intellect and treat you with respect?
Give you sex til you sweat, tongue kissing on your neck?
It's been awhile since she got it like this, I bet
I can tell you ain't just another bytch I met
Ain't nobody got me open like this, not yet
You confused, ain't decided which way you should go yet
So how you keep saying no with your panties so wet?
Compliment you on your intellect and treat you with respect?
Give you sex til you sweat, tongue kissing on your neck?
It's been awhile since she got it like this, I bet
I can tell you ain't just another bytch I met
Ain't nobody got me open like this, not yet
You confused, ain't decided which way you should go yet
So how you keep saying no with your panties so wet?