Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Clay Puppington]

Went to hang out in the Bronx, walking to the spot & noticed mad ppl wearing red

Gang shyt bih

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I lowkey forgot I had an appointment with my hair stylist today at 11:30.

Ain't finna cancel tho cause she'll cut my ass...

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[360dagod]

Went to hang out in the Bronx, walking to the spot & noticed mad ppl wearing red

Gang shyt bih

Ain't shyt in the bronx worth hanging out for unless its salsa con fuego

 

[Pazzy]

 

[StretfordRed]

So, I got a wedding in New Orleans on 27th of December, and I got about 2 weeks (inc the wedding) to chill. Thinking of what the play will be.

I was thinking of spending the NY in NYC, Las Vegas or in NO. Not too sure what the best option is for entertainment.

I'll be with my Mrs and 'm from the UK, so I don't have a base in the US. What you think?

 

[Ol’Otis]

omg shut up!



you don't know what you're talking about

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

I gotta stop drinking and driving. I be legit feelin like Im teleporting from a bar to my crib . Swervin on the parkway and I was convinced I was gonna get a DUI lastnight

Hit this spot near Howard lastnight solo called Roy Boys and had chicken sliders and 6 beers + 1 shot that a white girl bought me

This is why I go out alone alot. Women buy me drinks usually. This cacette who bought me a drink was a boxer. Ima try to smash

#ImSorryMalcolmX

 

[King Frost]

Woman killed in early morning Mandeville crash, partner hospitalised


rip to her

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I can't stand hearing couples arguing or bickering. I am at storage moving my unit and this couple is straight arguing about how they're not fukking.

 

[Mac Brown]

I can't stand hearing couples arguing or bickering. I am at storage moving my unit and this couple is straight arguing about how they're not fukking.

What did they say?

 

[ORDER_66]

Man just came back from taking this MTA test out in BK... they was pulling out all types of crazy questions, like what do you use to turn this bolt??? I'm like isn't this just a test to know how to clean the subways??? gawddamn...

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

What did they say?

Him: Blah blah I haven't been inside you
Her: I tried
Him: Nah you don't act like you want me in there
Her: I came over and tried to get close to you this morning. You told me to stay over there
Him: No I didn't....oh wait yes I did
Her: What am I supposed to do if you push me away?
Him: *Mumbling*

She was at least 6 months pregnant btw

 

[nose hair]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My hairstylist is almost like a big sister cause I’ve known her since I was 12 years old....so she leans on being a lil unprofessional at times




I dozed off while she was working on my roots and she popped me with the comb on my ear



I can’t go snitch to my mama cause she was on the phone with her when she did it