Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

thugs are mostly homosexuals

They really are.

ALWAYS hear them say shyt like "NEVER put a bytch over my nikkaz" no matter how down for them that woman is.

Rather hang with a bunch of dudes than chill with a female.

A lot of them nikkaz pop a lot of pills that do a lot of shyt to fukk you up chemically, and lower your testosterone.

 

[pip77]

I know a local dope boy who was given 2 weeks by his connect, to come up with $25k after gettin' robbed for some work.

He disappeared for those 2 weeks. He came back with all of the money, plus another $5k. A week after he got back, his woman got ahold of his phone. She saw a bunch of #s with south Dakota, North Dakota, and Montana area codes. She saw a text that read "That was so good. Finally, someone who earned my money. Men know what men like. Next time you're in Montana, please let me know"


Apparently, he made that money prostituting himself out to men working at oil rigs.

 

[Kings County]

 

[Ol’Otis]

Negged.

 

[MollyGalaga]

lord please bless me with a yellow bone, wit a fat ass, a slim frame


and no kids please

 

[Ol’Otis]

I can’t fukk with Shea Moisture no more.

why?

 

[Ol’Otis]

if you can't get ur blood pressure down
don't come for me

 

[Ol’Otis]

@Gold what shorts should i wear for the summer?

 

[Elle Driver]

why?

It don’t work on my hair like it used to.

 

[Dwolf]

Negged.

Just kidding, didn't turn the station.
I just turned the volume down really, really low

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I’m way too dope and cute to be anyone’s second choice, back up plan, or secret.

Y’all nikkas are about to learn today!

You’ll miss all this ass as it walks away.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Just kidding, didn't turn the station.
I just turned the volume down really, really low

Dap. Undap. Negged.

 

[Ol’Otis]

It don’t work on my hair like it used to.

i hear a lot of black women saying this

Denis fukked up

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I’m way too dope and cute to be anyone’s second choice, back up plan, or secret.

Y’all nikkas are about to learn today!

You’ll miss all this ass as it walks away.

IG will take care of that

 

[Ol’Otis]

getting closer



its about to be a wonderful life