Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Did you win?

I got a 5 dollar tip and bought a McFlurry with it

 

[Kings County]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

:chappelleomg::chappelleomg::chappelleomg::chappelleomg:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I heard a Toni Braxton song on the radio and immediately turned the station

Negged.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Clamato is delicious .

 

[JBoy]

I don't know if I ever could have taken my parents seriously if they were as young as many other people's are.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Zero]

If you diiiiiiiive into the pool....and know you can't swim

Or try to find a neeedle...ahhh...and the lights are dim

If you throw your boooodyyy...into a speeding train

Or take some soap and waaaater...ahh...and try to wash your brain

Let me tell ya...


Dom-dom-dom-dom-dom-dooooooom, it's too laaaaaaaaaate

 

[BigMan]

She suck on the dikk on the plane and I just call her airhead

 

[Elle Driver]

I can’t fukk with Shea Moisture no more.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I know a local dope boy who was given 2 weeks by his connect, to come up with $25k after gettin' robbed for some work.

He disappeared for those 2 weeks. He came back with all of the money, plus another $5k. A week after he got back, his woman got ahold of his phone. She saw a bunch of #s with south Dakota, North Dakota, and Montana area codes. She saw a text that read "That was so good. Finally, someone who earned my money. Men know what men like. Next time you're in Montana, please let me know"


Apparently, he made that money prostituting himself out to men working at oil rigs.

 

[BigMan]

I know a local dope boy who was given 2 weeks by his connect, to come up with $25k after gettin' robbed for some work.

He disappeared for those 2 weeks. He came back with all of the money, plus another $5k. A week after he got back, his woman got ahold of his phone. She saw a bunch of #s with south Dakota, North Dakota, and Montana area codes. She saw a text that read "That was so good. Finally, someone who earned my money. Men know what men like. Next time you're in Montana, please let me know"


Apparently, he made that money prostituting himself out to men working at oil rigs.

thugs are mostly homosexuals