Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'll be doing homework. She already has an Xbox One. Oh and I did get her that capture device thingie for Christmas. She said it worked.

Lemme just slide a few genital pics right quick cause you looking real wife able right now.



And that's great the capture card work, she uploads to YouTube and stuff?

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Why the fukk did I say yes to this lingerie modelling gig ?

 

[Dwolf]

Why the fukk did I say yes to this lingerie modelling gig ?

:lookiehere:

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

A dog just ate a police horses shyt turd....

Disgusting

:duncanwhoanow:

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Yooooo a friend of mines asked me to do lunch or dinner. I told him not today, tomorrow is better. He agreed.

nikka!Why did I just now realize tomorrow is Valentine's Day? He probably thinks I tricked him into being my Valentine or some shyt. I took a few puffs, came to this realization and I can't stop laughing.

 

[Mac Brown]

Why the fukk did I say yes to this lingerie modelling gig ?

Girl wax that p*ssy and get that money!

There is nothing wrong with lingerie modeling.

The sexual repression and shame for women is ridiculous

 

[TheLostOnes]

This nikka said he's done with Bandcamp so he better drop new shyt on iTunes or sumthin .

Smfh he even changed the format for how you could listen to songs before you bought them. This nikka so stubborn

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Truly one of my greatest joys is when people cancel or try to postpone dates that I didn't want to keep in the first place.


Him - I probably won't make it by 5. Is 5:15 or 5:30 pushing it for you?

Me - (While sitting at home doing absolutely nothing) Can't even do it, Boss. I'm kinda busy anyway. We'll try again in a few weeks once my schedule clears.

 

[Barnett114]

Get banned from coli and have to stay up on resetera all damn day?



shyt Comcast can just take my damn internet in that case

 

[010101]

silence occupies the space in my mind where i once found poetry*

 

[intra vires]

My girlfriend volunteered us to help out at a retirement home...


tomorrow...


on purpose...


Date do-gooders brehs

 

[Esco]

Thinkin' a word best describin' my life to name my daughter
My strength, my son, the star will be my resurrection
Born in correction, all the wrong shyt I did
He'll lead a right direction

 

[The M.I.C.]

Rats? Plague? Los Angeles?

 

[Rawtid]

Lemme just slide a few genital pics right quick cause you looking real wife able right now.



And that's great the capture card work, she uploads to YouTube and stuff?

If I knew that's all it took...

She just told me today she was finally able to get her videos on youtube, she was having trouble before. Do you play Apex Legends? I think that's the name. I got the 1TB one too, do I get anything for that?

 

[Ol’Otis]

Rats? Plague? Los Angeles?

our hood rats are the best looking