Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[AStrangeName]

Somebody stole my damn lawn mower .

fukk this town can’t wait until my orders are up and I never bring my ass back here

BRUH how did they steal your lawnmower where do you live where they're stealing lawnmowers.

 

[Judo]

Ten years married today

Another ten to go :gooodlawd:

 

[ba'al]

 

[Regine Hunter]

Smackt

 

[nose hair]

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

BRUH how did they steal your lawnmower where do you live where they're stealing lawnmowers.

Bumfukk TX and I have cameras and I had mowers and 2 weed eaters ,my wife left the shed open and they just took 1 mower and not even the good one like damn Atleast take all my shyt if you bold enough to go in it. Watched these 2 meth heads just carry my mower off on my camera app while I was at work
My wife was like I just locked down the house and got the gun because I wanted to be prepared Incase they broke in

 

[Neuromancer]

Ten years married today

 

[BigMan]

Unintentionally hilarious video

 

[nose hair]

Unintentionally hilarious video

It's crazy, this song came out in 2007; doesn't feel like it's been that long ago but it has

 

[BaileyPark31]

 

[Claudex]

Recently found out that my mother danced in videos . My mother...a professionally trained dancer under Alvin Ailey was a video model.. why mommmmy why??? To help a friend, she says.. ok, mommy , - what video ,what rapper . Her: just, some one from NYC....me- .wtf.!! ....do you care to expand on your explanation? There's hundred of ny rappers from that era , out back then Her - no . Then I told her that I'm disowning her til i get details
her- ok "CoCo" (my nickname" ) talk to you tomm. Love u" .me -No! I meant it. I am mad at you . Her-ok . Talk you Friday . what Part of mad doesn't she understand?? I'm not calling

Leave her beeeeeee. It's most likely something that needs to be in the past. Why you trynna bring it to surface again?

 

[Neuromancer]

Recently found out that my mother danced in videos . My mother...a professionally trained dancer under Alvin Ailey was a video model.. why mommmmy why??? To help a friend, she says.. ok, mommy , - what video ,what rapper . Her: just, some one from NYC....me- .wtf.!! ....do you care to expand on your explanation? There's hundred of ny rappers from that era , out back then Her - no . Then I told her that I'm disowning her til i get details
her- ok "CoCo" (my nickname" ) talk to you tomm. Love u" .me -No! I meant it. I am mad at you . Her-ok . Talk you Friday . what Part of mad doesn't she understand?? I'm not calling

 

[Neuromancer]

I may be a horrible person.

 

[Prynce]

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

I like fat boobies.