This new slim chick at work was eyeing me hard as hell last week and I guess finally built up the courage to say something today.
Ma'am rule 101 is to not shyt were you eat, this never ever ends well.
$3.99 plus tax.That soap bet not have cost more than 3 dollars.....
Cause I can nikkaWhy you watching my pockets?
Nikka fukk that job.
Rule no. 1 Always listen to yo dikk
Rule no. 2 You can always get another job, but not another opportunity to wreck her insides.
***this has been presented to you by a new segment of thecoli called (Bad advice from MacBrown)