Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Hijo de luna]

"Today you are you, thats truer than true. There's no one alive more youer than you"

Seuss

 

[PortCityProphet]

Tried selling crack, having terrible luck wit jobs.

Let me tell y'all bout this shyt

I got out to walkin n doing that shyt and almost instantly was like "fukk this". I'm not getting paid by tha hour and truth be told I'm not tryin to talk to them goofy, dirty ass geeks. Thats what it really came down too. I'm good on that shyt. Plus they prolly worse than weed custies wit payments.

Anyway I was walkin back from tha store...see some commotion wit police cars an helicopters.
I see these two broads walk out they crib and jokingly ask, "prolly not a good idea to walk that way huh?" They laugh n say nah then we walk to tha store.

Bro...tha helicopter shines it's light on us and follows us to tha store. We go in, come out and there's like 15-20 jakes wit beams and all that. They was coo tho for real...aggressive but not how you think. Asked us 3 questions and left us alone. Someone got murked I guess.

I had that shyt on me untucked...i was sure they was gonna search off rip.

That right there was a direct sign and my final warning to stop right now.

God will send you signs sometimes

 

[PortCityProphet]

I'm sending this instead of my usual "I'm sorry I was drunk" text

 

[iBrowse]

@Killmonger here’s a thread for you

 

[Illuminatos]

She already told me she's not coming to class today but I still miss her.

Illuminatos really out here PAWGing. fukk.

 

[Black Cher]

@HotChocolate I can't PM you

I always end up in trouble every time I let one of you pm me

 

[JBoy]

feel good music

 

[Chubbs]

 

[MollyGalaga]

Always wondered this since i first heard the record 10 years ago. In the hook, is he really saying "I'm poor, wipe me down"?





But regardless, this song is fukking hilarious.

Cause im on (wipe me down)
Is the hook
BR classic right here

 

[Chubbs]

 

[skeetsinternal]

I regret nutting in this chic

 

[Rockstar Mom]

Just finished giving my presentation.

Literally finished it 15min before class started.

Shout out to copy, paste and Wikipedia

 

[MollyGalaga]

My family getting on my nerves with all this “how this work”
“You couldnt get it to work?”

fukk leave me alone, im taking a break from technology, shyt

Just let me bump my music and see the sights

 

[Pazzy]

Cause im on (wipe me down)
Is the hook
BR classic right here

yikes. Wtf does that mean?

 

[DCSpinerz]

I got a raise today. Thank God!!