Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Illuminatos
#OVOXO
ill_will82
What you see, is what you get
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fkthisgaysite
Banned
Tried selling crack, having terrible luck wit jobs.
Let me tell y'all bout this shyt
I got out to walkin n doing that shyt and almost instantly was like "fukk this". I'm not getting paid by tha hour and truth be told I'm not tryin to talk to them goofy, dirty ass geeks. Thats what it really came down too. I'm good on that shyt. Plus they prolly worse than weed custies wit payments.
Anyway I was walkin back from tha store...see some commotion wit police cars an helicopters.
I see these two broads walk out they crib and jokingly ask, "prolly not a good idea to walk that way huh?" They laugh n say nah then we walk to tha store.
Bro...tha helicopter shines it's light on us and follows us to tha store. We go in, come out and there's like 15-20 jakes wit beams and all that. They was coo tho for real...aggressive but not how you think. Asked us 3 questions and left us alone. Someone got murked I guess.
I had that shyt on me untucked...i was sure they was gonna search off rip.
That right there was a direct sign and my final warning to stop right now.
Let me tell y'all bout this shyt
I got out to walkin n doing that shyt and almost instantly was like "fukk this". I'm not getting paid by tha hour and truth be told I'm not tryin to talk to them goofy, dirty ass geeks. Thats what it really came down too. I'm good on that shyt. Plus they prolly worse than weed custies wit payments.
Anyway I was walkin back from tha store...see some commotion wit police cars an helicopters.
I see these two broads walk out they crib and jokingly ask, "prolly not a good idea to walk that way huh?" They laugh n say nah then we walk to tha store.
Bro...tha helicopter shines it's light on us and follows us to tha store. We go in, come out and there's like 15-20 jakes wit beams and all that. They was coo tho for real...aggressive but not how you think. Asked us 3 questions and left us alone. Someone got murked I guess.
I had that shyt on me untucked...i was sure they was gonna search off rip.
That right there was a direct sign and my final warning to stop right now.
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Dog sitting tomorrow and I can’t sleep tonight...gonna be a long week
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I accidentally deleted my Ninja Gaiden 2 save
RIPI accidentally deleted my Ninja Gaiden 2 save
Mannnn that game wasn’t the easiest either
@HotChocolate I can't PM you 
Desperately.
SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
I met a girl at 1045pm and had her in my living room by 120A. She just left my house. I could have gotten her home sooner but we walked to my house and it's like 3 miles. I tied my personal record for fastest pull which is 5 hours. She text me when she got home and I didn't ask her to. I don't understand why some coli posters think they need a bunch of shyt to pull girls.
I spent zero dollars tonight. We were both sober the entire night. We walked to my house. It was a simple walk with a girl and we talked on the way there. I held her hand and flirted with her until we got to my house. I know she's bad too because both of the homies were jelly. The homie pulled the baddest asian girl I've ever seen IRL. I almost dropped my phone when I saw her. She's so fine I had to put pants before I talked to her.
I had no car, spent no money, and were sober. I'm not tall, rich, or good looking. I admit I'm hella charming but that's my only advantage. Funniest part is I pulled 3 girls today. I got one locked down, got home girl back to the house tonight, rejected another broad, waiting on a smash and pass, and my ex hit me up today. That's 8 girls in one day and I spent zero dollars.
Something is wrong in the coli streets.
I spent zero dollars tonight. We were both sober the entire night. We walked to my house. It was a simple walk with a girl and we talked on the way there. I held her hand and flirted with her until we got to my house. I know she's bad too because both of the homies were jelly. The homie pulled the baddest asian girl I've ever seen IRL. I almost dropped my phone when I saw her. She's so fine I had to put pants before I talked to her.
I had no car, spent no money, and were sober. I'm not tall, rich, or good looking. I admit I'm hella charming but that's my only advantage. Funniest part is I pulled 3 girls today. I got one locked down, got home girl back to the house tonight, rejected another broad, waiting on a smash and pass, and my ex hit me up today. That's 8 girls in one day and I spent zero dollars.
Something is wrong in the coli streets.
