Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[MollyGalaga]

The fake asses <<<<<<<>>>>>>>>

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I was able to get my hands on a naked chicken chalupa, all is right with the world

 

[Pazzy]

Urban Dictionary: I'm On

Wipe me down though?

 

[Pazzy]

I was able to get my hands on a naked chicken chalupa, all is right with the world

 

[Dwolf]

Man sex lowkey disgusts me now. Its too easy to contract shyt even when you're a low risk person. Not trying to be a statistic nope. Voluntarily celibate for the immediate future.

Tell ya girl to make a coli account so I can talk reckless in her inbox

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

men on the internet are miserable as hell

i was looking to see if sushisamba still had an NYC location, all the articles mentioned sex and the city, so for some reason i google something about the show, end up on this blog and see this comment... dude has to post on thecoli...or at least should

I know that this forum is old, but I still had to thank you, as a male, for posting this. This show has brainwashed a generation of women so ridiculously bad, that it’s sad. As a normal, decent looking guy, I just want to find a nice, down-to-earth, friendly, decent looking girl. The rampant materialism, bisexuality, and man-hating that this show promoted was just sickening. Honestly, women were pretty good before this show aired, and them they just and completely down hill. They bought everything I this show, hook, line, and sinker. I see hope in the younger generation. They seem to see past most of the bull crap that is promoted on the television, but it’s certainly ruined dating, for me, for over 10 years. There’s nothing attractive about women who think (and act) like men, are extremely materialistic, sleep with women (and tons of guys), disrespect men, and have a million issues, which makes them all seem like 14 year old girls. I think women are finally starting to see past the feminist b.s. At least I hope. Ladies, love is the real happiness in life. Find a good guy, treat him well, have a nice family, and live the dream. Unfortunately, many women don’t realize this until they’re single, lonely, the looks have faded, they have that “great” career (that means nothing now), they have no kids, and they’re miserable.

 

[MollyGalaga]

Wipe me down though?

shyt he need somebody to wipe the sweat off his face

You never been in the club and seen a nikka DRENCHED in sweat cause he off them jiggas?

 

[MollyGalaga]

Still aint hit lenox again

Traffic is terrible, and i just remembered my family penny pinchers when it comes to clothes

soooo imma have to go tomorrow or something

Then again i just wanna see what the LV store has to offer

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

:thatsrightnatturner:

 

[iBrowse]

Tell ya girl to make a coli account so I can talk reckless in her inbox

Her inbox is full and you’d come up short anyway

 

[iBrowse]

:thatsrightnatturner:

 

[TheLostOnes]

:thatsrightnatturner:

 

[BigMan]

This caffeine ain't doing jack shyt, Imma need to upgrade to narcotics like crack rock

Try cocaine first

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I'm a very observant person.

I am usually not the one to make "them vs. us" rants but this shyt was funny.

I watched a black girl at work walk around with a cup full of candy. She would walk up to each desk in our department and ask if the person wanted some.

All of the black people automatically did the more sanitary thing and stuck their hand out for her to pour the candy into their hand.

All of the white people automatically tried to stick their unwashed hand inside of the cup and get their own candy.



It was so weird. I waited for at least one person to prove my theory wrong....none did.

 

[Yinny]

I want a dog but I'm not with the daily walk/run stuff I need a co-adopter