Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Trash
My boy invited me to his cousins daughters birthday party today so I went out there with him, his wife and their kids. The little girl was turning 1 so it was more of an adult party. And these Puerto Ricans love to drink. Beer, liquor, everything. Seemed like everyone brought a present and a bottle. Had some of the coke and henny myself. They were drinking like crazy. Had a bounce house for the kids and a dj too. Don't know most of the people, just a select few from previous family gatherings I've gone to. There was this one Spanish woman looked fine ass hell. Nice dress on, and was thick. She spent most of her time inside dancing and whatnot. I didn't interact with her but just would see her in passing and be looking at her like 
. Tell me how she got a son that looked to be like 8 or 9 that I saw. And a husband who was spending most of the time talking to some random dudes. I was like damn she in there dancing and her husband, or whatever he is, was out there talking to a bunch of guys? Shoot, if I would've taken another drink or two of that henny, I might've been all like
. Tell me how she got a son that looked to be like 8 or 9 that I saw. And a husband who was spending most of the time talking to some random dudes. I was like damn she in there dancing and her husband, or whatever he is, was out there talking to a bunch of guys? Shoot, if I would've taken another drink or two of that henny, I might've been all like
Straw Hat Luffy
Veteran
Having a trash stomach is trash.
Trash
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
Yes, I'm aware that I look completely different than I act...your bad 
When you gotta get up extra hour early for work in the morning because of daylight saving time 
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Straw Hat Luffy
Veteran
I realized when I'm sober I'm always lost in thought filled with anxiety about everything. But when I'm drunk as hell everyone fukks with me.
This my first weekend back in town so I decided to go to the bar. I invited my friends to come but none of them did so I said fukk it I'll drink there myself. After a few drinks familiar faces start coming in. The first one is a girl who blocked me from FB because in the past I got drunk off the hennessy and told her on FB that I loved her lmao. My drunk ass said fukk it and went over to chat with her. We chatted all night and she was like omg why don't I have you on FB lol. Then I chatted with her friend and she added me too. This chick I knew and had a crush on in middle school came outta nowhere, she was on the other side of the bar for a minute, but decided to come over and talk to me after seeing me chatting with everyone else. She kept giving me hugs trying to offer me a beer and shyt. After that a girl I knew from high school, who I liked, but I had no game, was there. We started chatting for a while. I mean she got kids and a husband I know it's nothing serious but I woke up to a friend request from her today. Then I saw a dude I haven't seen since high school came outta nowhere, bought a brother a beer, and we chatted for a bit. After that some dude I never met before stopped me from putting money in the juke box. He put his money in and told me go ahead pick the songs.
And then after all that I went to the homies, who own the bar, cribs. We all partied all night till 6 in the morning. Everyone at the partied wanted my info so they could hit me up sometime too.
Something about drunk me so likable and charismatic I need to tap into that in my sober lifestyle so I don't need to live a fire ass life through a bottle.
This my first weekend back in town so I decided to go to the bar. I invited my friends to come but none of them did so I said fukk it I'll drink there myself. After a few drinks familiar faces start coming in. The first one is a girl who blocked me from FB because in the past I got drunk off the hennessy and told her on FB that I loved her lmao. My drunk ass said fukk it and went over to chat with her. We chatted all night and she was like omg why don't I have you on FB lol. Then I chatted with her friend and she added me too. This chick I knew and had a crush on in middle school came outta nowhere, she was on the other side of the bar for a minute, but decided to come over and talk to me after seeing me chatting with everyone else. She kept giving me hugs trying to offer me a beer and shyt. After that a girl I knew from high school, who I liked, but I had no game, was there. We started chatting for a while. I mean she got kids and a husband I know it's nothing serious but I woke up to a friend request from her today. Then I saw a dude I haven't seen since high school came outta nowhere, bought a brother a beer, and we chatted for a bit. After that some dude I never met before stopped me from putting money in the juke box. He put his money in and told me go ahead pick the songs.
And then after all that I went to the homies, who own the bar, cribs. We all partied all night till 6 in the morning. Everyone at the partied wanted my info so they could hit me up sometime too.
Something about drunk me so likable and charismatic I need to tap into that in my sober lifestyle so I don't need to live a fire ass life through a bottle.
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Forgot all about that shytWhen you gotta get up extra hour early for work in the morning because of daylight saving time
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