Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

Cold as shyt this morning (7 degrees), how midwest brehs do it I don't understand

The sad thing is I still might rather have this than that 95 degree summer days

Been doin it 38 years

 

[PortCityProphet]

Man so 2 older brothas at work call me over. And one of em was like man we were just talking about you. I said why? And the oldest one starts stammering a little bit "man man we weren't saying nothing" then the other cat jump in "man the girl you work with we think you getting under her skirt!"
I said "what nah man she married!"
They said " so you wouldn't"
I said "nope."
Knowing damn well that's a bold face lie

I can't believe those cats would assume that. I was shocked.

 

[Orange cream shake]

Stop eating...at least for 2 Days. Do a clear liquid fast for day one (water and broth basically) and then fruit/veggie juice fasts for the second day. On the third day reintroduce solids and figure out which ones are causing the issue. You may have to switch up your whole diet. Whatever you’re eating isn’t agreeing with you.

I’m pregnant. My doctor said it’s because my uterus is squishing everything.

 

[Rawtid]

I’m pregnant. My doctor said it’s because my uterus is squishing everything.

Awwwwwww Congratulations!! Still watch what you’re eating. I know tomatoes did a number on me and anything tomato based like ketchup and pasta sauce.

 

[Orange cream shake]

Awwwwwww Congratulations!! Still watch what you’re eating. I know tomatoes did a number on me and anything tomato based like ketchup and pasta sauce.

Thanks. I haven’t had pasta in months. I can’t let the ketchup go.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Oh wow, I never knew I shared my birthday with Ali. That's dope

Happy Birthday DAPS + REP

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Great lecture

 

[Zero]

shyt got me over here like

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Her mama can cook too




lord have mercy on my diet plan

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@TheLostOnes

You shoulda finessed Fighterz on a birthday gift plan

you slippin

:ushersuretho:

 

[Rawtid]

I need to figure out how to turn work experience into PM hours so I can get my PMP certification.

 

[Claudex]

@Cynic

Breh, they're really really outchea. The agenda breh!

 

[Paradise]

Her mama can cook too




lord have mercy on my diet plan

Awww... Tenchi gotta girlfriend!

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

We byke from Bushville

with that being said, this jam right right here is catchy as fukk :jbsideburns:

 

[jaguar paw]

Blassic