Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Marti]

Who the fukk is them gay ass British dudes talking?

They’re not just british

They’re black American men as well.

This shyt is so common yet nikkas on here tell me I’m lyIng and making shyt up

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

They’re not just british

They’re black American men as well.

This shyt is so common yet nikkas on here tell me I’m lyIng and making shyt up

Nah I know Kodak Black is the American dude talking
I want to know who the British fakkits were

Kodak Black a known c00n crack baby..

 

[Rawtid]

I JUST got my hair done and I'm already about to wreck it.

I have one hair pin in my hair that feels like it's about to penetrate my brain.

Beauty really is pain.

Lmao why didn’t you tell the stylist before you left?

 

[Dwolf]

Oh wow, I never knew I shared my birthday with Ali. That's dope

Neg

 

[Akae Beka]

Which is more sonically

When a white guy does AA Ebonics ?
When a white guy does African accent?
When a white guy does a Caribbean accent?

Tbh, I haven't heard much white people try to imitate afrobeat but I've gotten played jamming to songs I once thought was authentic(afro-carribean) only to Google the band



Example A

Still a dope roots track

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Lmao why didn’t you tell the stylist before you left?

I felt so pretty that I didn't notice it initially.

 

[Rawtid]

I felt so pretty that I didn't notice it initially.

 

[Regine Hunter]

Just had an orgasmic plate of pasta and meatballs

 

[Dwolf]

I felt so pretty that I didn't notice it initially.

How tall are you?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

How tall are you?

5'7

 

[Dwolf]

5'7

A nice tall glass of ice cold milf

 

[PortCityProphet]

So I did some IRA paperwork that's been sitting on my table for the past 2 weeks after putting it off cause, well, I hate paperwork and filling stuff out

I'm feeling down. So for fukkery sake I go look at my horoscope which I've never in life done and don't even believe in but I figured maybe it can tell me why I feel like poo and this is what it says

Jan 17, 2018 - Generally you tend to let paperwork go, Aries, but today the necessity of handling budgeting and financial matters could force you to sit down and get it all done. However, where money and other resources are concerned, you're apt to be especially practical and efficient, so don't be surprised if you sail right through it and get it done well. Other paperwork, such as your own writing, should go equally well. Afterward, treat yourself to a nice dinner in your favorite restaurant!

I did eat at this Italian place for lunch and I rarely eat out (cept when I have a female companion )
Got me feeling spooky. Do these things make the world move brehs?

 

[Ol’Otis]

I can make you sweat it out if you like @Imperfect Perfectionista

 

[TheLostOnes]

Neg

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I can make you sweat it out if you like @Imperfect Perfectionista

Only if you plan to get it redone.


Side note:
@KUJay Come here so I can run you this neg.