Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ThaJoker23]

I'm finally getting my shyt together . I know I'm only 21 but life is looking good for a nikka right now.

 

[Blackout]

Why is that?

White supremacy

 

[Bless't]

White supremacy

Ohhhhhhh, okay.

 

[LoMax30]

Buns that?

Ha! The bottom line is I could be talking about anything and if it ain't about women it literally goes in one ear and out the other.

Me: "Yo, I just found out my aunt is sick. It's looking pretty bad and she might have to stay in the hospital for a while."
Him: "Oh word? I can't decide who I should invite over tonight, Keisha or Danielle. I'm leaning toward Keisha though cause she THICK AS HELL!!!"

What the hell is wrong with you man?

 

[Panther]

I opted not to get cable and got sling tv and an antenna. I don't have fox or nbc so I know I'll be missing some games. Yall got any websites to watch nfl games?

Breh if you got an antenna how do you not have fox or nbc

 

[Amy Traphouse]

 

[Aceofspades404]

Breh if you got an antenna how do you not have fox or nbc

idk, it just wouldn't give it to me. I've done channeling searching and different directions. It give me other weird channels though.
and I'm not a breh

 

[Aceofspades404]

Shut up

 

[Hijo de luna]

My uncle has been battling lupus for as long as I can remember. I don't know how many times we've gathered at the hospital to say our farewells only to have this nikka out of the hospital two days later riding his motorcycle.

Mama called me yesterday. Your uncle back in the hospital, its pretty bad this time

Me: this nikka gone outlive me

 

[Panther]

idk, it just wouldn't give it to me. I've done channeling searching and different directions. It give me other weird channels though.
and I'm not a breh

my bad brehette

 

[Sierra Mist]

Who works in a office? Im like soooooo close to telling my co worker to eat a dikk. I really hate gossip/behind your back office workers. I dont say anything to anyone so its going to be the quiet dude explodes type of shyt.

 

[Aceofspades404]

Who works in a office? Im like soooooo close to telling my co worker to eat a dikk. I really hate gossip/behind your back office workers. I dont say anything to anyone so its going to be the quiet dude explodes type of shyt.

and then you'll be the bad guy. Lose, lose. That's why I HATE office gossip

 

[Sierra Mist]

and then you'll be the bad guy. Lose, lose. That's why I HATE office gossip

Exactly and im trying so hard but this burrito eating fukker stay trying me. I legit dont say nothing to anyone while everyone else talk casually to each other and talk behind each other backs while pretending to be friends. I think on my last day, last 5 mins of work im going to air out all the shyt these so called friends have said to each other behind their backs.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Sent my manager an email telling her I think she coded something incorrectly, and that I think it should be coded this way.

She responds to me copying her manager and another manager from tax compliance saying that she thinks my way is incorrect and I need to code it as she sent it


The manager from tax compliance steps in and tells her she's wrong and that she should indeed code it my way

Bish tried fronting on me and made herself look stupid and me look smarter than her at her own job in front of two higher managers

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

she look like a black/asian miley cirus