Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[BigMan]

There was a lot of Seattle slander in a recent thread from people who live up here.

I wonder how they don't see all this dopeness throughout seatown?

Isn’t Seattle super white

 

[BigMan]

I think I did before...it’s still up

Upload another one and say

“Damn son where’s you find this”

 

[TheLostOnes]

Like a dikkhead, I waited too long to get two pairs of sneaks that were both on sale. Now only one pair is. Time to pull out that freshly baked L straight from teh oven

 

[86\*/98]

Isn’t Seattle super white

Most of America is.

Seattle has a black culture though, American Africans and African Africans, Black excellence all the way to ratchetness. We have everything you need except Sunshine and chocolate women.

 

[Pazzy]

Nowadays, it seems like just being grounded or ordinary shyt is abnormal.

 

[Lo-Co]

start my first ever work at home job today

they want us to go on webcam so ima be dressed business professional from the shoulders up and business unprofessional everywhere else

This nikka gonna wear a zoot suit from the waist up with no draws

 

[Lo-Co]

LOL, waking up to text messages from someone's else's' girlfriend is hilarious. I used to feel bad, but it is what it is. I'm single.

I be getting random late night messages. I be forgetting about chicks I knew

 

[Lo-Co]

I’m literally sick to my stomach please send a primary care physician.. Why don’t doctors do house calls anymore?

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

You ever get drunk phone calls from em?that liquor become truth serum

I do not answer my phone when they call me. LOL. I do not call them. It's funny man. I feel bad but its hilarious. One time a girl offered me her boyfriend's pajamas to wear to bed. And his clothes to wear to the beach. She gave me some of his clothes too. shyt was hilarious breh.

Whole time I was thinking, "I'm fukking his bytch, in his bed, in his apartment, and the neighbors heard her begging for me to cum inside of her." I left that AM laughing my ass off.

 

[BigMan]

Most of America is.

Seattle has a black culture though, American Africans and African Africans, Black excellence all the way to ratchetness. We have everything you need except Sunshine and chocolate women.

That’s a swerve lol
Having “a” black culture don’t tell me anything

 

[ba'al]

 

[86\*/98]

I'll never understand a man saying he's a lover and not a fighter because to be a lover you must be a fighter in a myriad of ways.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

My homie fukkin his side bytch in the house while his wife was at work. It was an infomercial on TV while they were fukkin'. His wife came home and walked in the room. My homie jumped up, got in a fighting stance and said "Call now and get a 2nd one free"

 

[86\*/98]

That’s a swerve lol
Having “a” black culture don’t tell me anything

Okay, it's nothing but cacs up here. Don't come.

 

[Tr0yTV]

Piss test came back clean

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