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If this next one pops up with an error I'm just finna go to sleep and do it again later. Wish I'd never deleted all that shyt in the first place
 

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Swoop God, Swoop God, Swoop God
I respect your bae thing homie just accept it
the swoop is a Bay thing compliment her dresses
then she gives the code to apartment complexes

I'm breaded like dressing spread it like dressing
Why you so mad? she chose I wouldn't address it
Like the written letters to my exes
, you can have her back after she and I have breakfast

I'm cooking like Chef Steph is, from where Chef Steph is (ballin')
step into my kitchen and I'll press you like olives cause cooking is my profession
Swoop God, Swoop God, Swoop God, splash
Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, splash

I really want to start rapping again. These little nikkas got me inspired to just have fun. Rapping is hella fun and free to do. I aint trying to be hot in the streets I just like writing weird ass songs that are simple and catchy.

Cell phone, keys, wallet, weed is still hot in these streets. I wrote that shyt high as fukk on my way to 7-11 to get some swishers. I tapped my pockets and I came up with the melody. By the time I got to the store I had the chorus. Swear to god it was the dumbest shyt I ever wrote. But it made me laugh so I revealed it to the team and everybody loved it man. I'm not funny, so I don't try to entertain people, but people do laugh at things when I'm honest about my life. LOL my life is funny I guess. It is, I laugh a lot at myself.

"Cell phone keys wallet weed that's all I need
to play it cool I might just buy some swishers too
from 711 that's down the street texting homies it's time to meet
cell phone keys wallet weed.... That's all need."

I was never good enough of a rapper to make an impact in a generation of great rappers who had bars all day. But in this generation, I could eat helping these little nikkas get their bars up.

I did get an invitation to Bar Exam and I made some of my favorite rappers of all time lose their fukking mind when they heard me rap for the first time. They were in the front row. I was hella nervous. I killed 'em on that first bar. I still remember it.

" I freestyle better, it's simple. I do it all day. You couldn't beat me in the bay with a pencil and a Mac Dre instrumental." LOL I dropped the mic bewcause I shocked they went wild for it and the dude murdered me. He said something like" You're boring me, you drop the mic in life and metaphorically."

We had battle of the night hands down. shyt was tight. That guy and I battled a lot because people would sign up for the battle so they wouldn't have to battle him because he was dope. I always signed up right after him. I couldn't wait to rap with him. We always put on a good show, LMAO and I always lost. I swear it was rigged though, everytime we battled the rules got changed to favor him. One round battle no rebuttal, or he goes second.

I freestyle so if I don't get to rebuttal or have to go first my shyt doesn't hit as hard. I think he kept changing his name. Last time we rapped together it was Gonzo I think. I saw him on a Try Out League. He did alright.

I also think rap changed a lot at that time.
 

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Rich nikka shyt: Leaving money all over your house. I find money everywhere. It's crazy. There's forty dollars in my bathroom. It's been there for months. There's twenty dollars in my living room. Another 40 in the kitchen. There's a stack of cash on a dresser. Another stack of cash on my dresser. and Ones are on the floor.

LMAO I have hustler habits. I keep all my money in cash. Growing up all my big homies only dealt with cash. I only deal with cash. My savings in tucked away in safe space I can touch whenever I want. The only I have that isn't close enough to touch is my 401k. People ask me why I always have money. It's because I stop spending money when my stacks start to look small. Digital money is a bit of a scam. You don't see the amount of money you spend. I know how much I'm spending because the stack in my pocket gets smaller. I start feeling hungry and I stop spending.

LMAO when I had my business and I was really getting it. I'd wear tight ass pants and put big ass knots of money in them. This was before skinny jeans were accepted in the hood. Blame Jay Z. When he said, "Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots too thick." I knew I had to do it. I'm surprised nobody ever tried to rob me. Well no, I'm not, you gotta be a crazy ass motherfukker to try to rob me.

I love being an old man. Reminiscing about being young and out there is hilarious man. I lived one of hell of a life. For real.
 

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When I first made decent money I lost my mind and was hella selfish. This time around I'm spreading it. I find myself thinking about what I can do for other people more than I used to. I bought myself all this shyt on Amazon and gave it all away. I really have bought everything I ever wanted. At this point money really is just a tool. Money used to be life when I was broke as shyt and young. I'm older now, a little less broke, and I don't want to buy anything crazy for myself.

Only thing I'm spending money on are tools for work. I'm not dating for a long time. This year was crazy. I might change my number. I've had the same number since 2001. These 2017 bytches were on some other shyt.
 

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I need to find a tattoo artist ASAP. My body looks great right now. Lifting weights made everything sit better on my frame. I haven't done that in a while because my body rejected the mass. I'm self conscious about my skin tone, for obvious reasons, but I know tattoos look good and show well on my skin tone it's just about making informed decisions. It blows my mind I cant google black tattoo artist and not get any hits in a city of heavily tattooed black people.

I really don't want someone who doesn't work with black people to do my shyt. I really don't want any non black person doing my shyt TBH. I hate giving money to non black people. And tattoos are expensive. I don't plan on just getting one either. I've had the same barber for 3 years and it took me like ten years to find him. I see myself developing a good relationship with anyone who's working on my body. I'm early for my appointments, I tip heavy, and I pay cash. People love me.
 

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I came up with a new recipe today by accident. Lately I've been having dreams about recipes after tasting something. Today while eating a toasted ciabatta role with burned bacon I dreamed of this sandwich: Bacon, toasted ciabatta, brie, ice berg lettuce thinly sliced, olive oil, and strawberries. It's basically a grilled cheese sandwich with strawberries and lettuce. Or sub strawberries for sliced seasoned beef steak tomatoes. I made the one with tomatoes and it was fire on every level. variety of texture is there, the flavors blend well and stand alone, it's easy to prepare, elegant, and approachable.

Some recipes I give to my bosses and others I keep. I'm keeping this one in my back pocket because it's special. The gourmet version would include arugula. I'd sub ciabatta for a sliced white bread and I'd use herb roasted tomatoes and fresh basil. Or strawberries, arugula, and Thai Basil.
 

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I need some advice for my cousin: What can a 20 year old who's homeless, burned all bridges, and has no diploma do to get their life on track?
 

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I need some advice for my cousin: What can a 20 year old who's homeless, burned all bridges, and has no diploma do to get their life on track?
Get an entry-level job at a place like Starbucks and work your way up. Commit to them and it'll pay. Some companies are big on growing with their employees and will hire homeless young people. Kitchen work doesn't require anything other than having a body.

Join the military.

I'm suggesting things he doesn't need a network to do. There aren't many options TBH and they're all risky. But if someone can't function in society like a normal person they have to find another way. Sports, military, skilled labor, and direct sales are sectors of business that lone wolves thrive in.
 

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my head feel crazy as hell without all the hair on it :damn:

i caught myself tryna toss my head side to side several times like it's still there :mjcry:

this gonna take some getting used to
I'm thinking of cutting of my high top breh. It's been a part of my life for like 3 years. It looks great on me because my head is oddly shaped. I don't want to go back to waves, I look terrible with fros, and fukk twisties. I want to cut my hair off but I know I'll miss it. Plus my shyt is fresh.
 
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